EGGS AND FASHION

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No, you're not wrong, I know that eggs belong more in the corner of Jet but hey, if you read a piece about it in Tatler (which I did) that describes how you can move those eggs a bit towards fashion, then I wake up.

Are you ready?

Take an egg, a candle, and a glass of water. Hold the egg above the flame until it is really black, black, black and when it is, dip the egg in a glass of water. Voilà, silver it is. Really, light blue and baby boy yellow are so over.

One takes a pantyhose. A sturdy one. An egg. And a pot of water. Put the egg in the foot of the pantyhose and move the pantyhose around. Swing it well for at least a minute. Look out for passing colleagues or housemates, because the egg is still raw. Anyway, once you've swung it, you put the egg in a pot of boiling water and after five minutes you have... an egg where the yolk is completely mixed in. Nice occupational therapy for Easter morning with your mother-in-law?

Okay, walking on water was quite impressive of the Lord Jesus, but walking on eggs, I haven't seen him do that yet. According to Emma Kennedy, the writer of the Tatler column, you should place your eggs in their carton but with their ‘butts’ up. The thickest side up, then. If you put your feet on that, they should of eggs stay whole. But if you don't mind too mucht, I've postponed that for a bit.

Furthermore, you can of course just draw something nice on your egg with a black permanent marker. Or your favorite hashtag. Or ask your colleague who can draw well (Josselin?) to color something fashionable on it.

Good luck with that. You have exactly two weeks minus a day to practice.