This is what you wear in this heat

(and this you don't)

We have it easy here. We mainly work with women or with gays and they don't mind if we walk around here dressed scantily. Except for our site builder Robin and his assistant Marvin, but they have seen us in so many fitting sessions that they don't care if we show up at the office in something shorter or more casual.

But imagine you work at a bank, stand in front of a class, or, even worse, you are a man. What, for heaven's sake, do you wear on a day like this? What am I saying; in a week like this?

Well do

Long skirts

Always a good idea. Opt for a thin, loose fabric so your legs can ‘breathe’ and make sure to wear open shoes underneath. If your skirt is really long, you might be able to kick off your shoes under your desk and gently rest them against your cold, iron drawer.Short blouse on top (, preferably with a small cap sleeve , that's better for everyone.

and it looks more professional anyway), a small belt to style it up and you're done.

Dark colors.

At least, something that makes wet spots as invisible as possible. Even though it's very understandable today, a sweat spot still doesn't do us any favors. Choose colors that mask it and go to the bathroom regularly to dry off all the spots on your body with folds and creases.

Open shoes Whether you choose a sandal or a heel, make sure to wear a shoe that is as open as possible. Furthermore, I find wearing flip-flops in the office quite a no-go (thenyou might as well walk around in your swimsuit right away.

), but espadrilles are allowed. Flatten the back for a casual effect and let in as much fresh air as possible.

Onepiece.

I wrote about it yesterday. The onepiece is for me the perfect mix of professionalism and coolness. It fits loosely, doesn't pinch anywhere, and looks perfect. Especially if you add a small belt or something around it. Realize that being bare doesn't always have to be cool. If you wear a short skirt, you're just sticking your legs together.

Culotte.

Ideal for the business offices where the adage 'anything above the knee must go' prevails. A neat pair of pants that is loose around the butt and crotch and lets in enough fresh air at the legs.

Don't do Flip-flops and Birkenstock-like sandals or Adidas flip-flops or Crocs. or whatever other flat-footed misery has been made.

. Don't do it. Just don't.

Shorts.

Look, Liesbeth is here strolling around in hot pants with her legs up to Pluto, and for us (because fashion) a lot is allowed. But at most Real Jobs, they are not happy with shorts. So save those for the beach. Really, a wide flowing pleated skirt is just as nice.

Hair elsewhere than on the head.

I always find it incredible when a woman lifts her bare arm and I see a bunch of hair underneath. Or hairy legs. That can't be right? So if you want to walk around with bare legs or armpits, I first ask you to stand with your razor in the shower.

Not too much information.

We're not lying on the beach together, so I don't need to see that hidden tattoo or piercing that is normally neatly covered by clothing. Keep it a bit professional. Just a few more hours and you can have some wine.