Happy & Healthy

11 tile wisdoms of non-fit girls

In an editorial office where quite a few healthy, responsible, sporty editors walk around, I, as a non-fit girl (more like fat girl – haha, just kidding) am definitely in the minority. Luckily, our sales director Danielle and I have something big in common: you can wake us up at night for a disgustingly delicious piece of brownie cake, super sweet Oreo cookies, or a cheese platter. We don't make a fuss about it.

In the editorial office, we bounce one non-fit girl saying after another to each other. We combined our strengths and came up with the list below:
1. “It's not fat, it's moisture. Duh.”

2. “I'd rather be too thick in the coffin than miss a party.”

3. “If I wasn't allowed to eat a late-night snack, why is there a light in my fridge?"

4. “Technically, I'm not that heavy at all. I just have heavy bones.”

5. “Not only soft on the inside, but also on the outside.”

6. “Yessss, I'm starting again on Monday".”

7. “Not to brag, but the earrings I wore in elementary school still fit me...”

8. “Calories? Aren't those little creatures that make your clothes smaller at night?’

9. “I'd rather gain attention than lose weight.”

10. “Flat stomach? I had one, it didn't suit me.”

11. “Home is where your belly doesn't have to be held in.”

So there you go. Now you know how we feel about it. Oh, and also nice to add right away: the 7 advantages of not being a fitgirl. Because that's how life is much more enjoyable.