Fun & Famous
ALWAYS SPRING IN STARS HOLLOW
Lorelai let herself be lured into the psychologist's practice room and Logan is of the engaged breed. I gave the pen a swing, because spring in Stars Hollow was juicy and of the good old kind.
1. Isn’t it ironic? Did you know that Alanis Morissette does it so well in the psychologist's office? Or if you want to chat about your childhood... Isn’t it ironic? And what did that do to you? Well you know, isn’t it ironic.
2. Seriously, I’m going to start counting how many times Rory has to catch a flight. By the way, that’s really interesting. Are you coming to take toilet selfies? Nah, I have to catch my flight to London.
3. No worries, Lorelai, I’ll lovingly accompany you with your cup of Kofi Anan (HAHA). This is my new favorite silly joke.
4. Mrs. Kim! Mrs. Kim! Mrs. Kim (and a bunch of scared Korean little singers). And thank god Jackson is there, at least we get a bit of our two servings of vegetables while binge-watching.
5. That conde-nast all the time. Do you also feel like the world doesn’t go on after Condé Nast? Wow. Condé Nast, that’s a big player in the media world in the U. S. of A. You’re welcome, saves another round of googling.
6. Nice Logan is engaged, O-M-G. To an Odette. Well, then it’s going to be Jess. Problem solved. A well-read and artistic hottie is better than the slick version.
7. Yaaaaa, a town meeting. We’ve been waiting for that all winter, right? But the gay factor in Stars Hollow turns out to be sadly low. And are they insinuating that Taylor is into men? How delightful would that be.
8. I vote for more secret bars. That you sip your secret Mojito accompanied by a tune on the guitar and then run, because police. That’s kind of like an old-fashioned, illegal house party from back in the day? But then classy.
9. Petaaaal, nooooo. But can I get a round of applause for that hubcap move? And Petal reassuringly snorting through the frame at the end of the scene made my tears disappear.
“Spring in Stars Hollow was juicy and of the good old kind.”
10. That blush jacket of Paris with ruffles along the sleeve, I want it. Blush blazer, I’m coming to get ya.
11. How many times can you say sperm in one phone call? Come on Paris Geller, you’re walking among the kids at Chilton. I get that they’re good descendants, but let’s keep it to swimmers. Sperm, sperm, sperm.
12. Is a briefcase serious? But seriously? Look, if you show up with a freakin’ Birkin, then we’ll give standing ovations. But an empty briefcase, nope.
13. And sex with dusty Doyle is therefore explosive. Omigod, I’m already dozing off when I look at that man.
14. I googled myself lost in a year off, but whatdafuck is a Yelper? Okay, I got it. It’s a douchebag who posts above average on Yelp.com, it’s full of reviews there. Could there already be an Anonymous Yelper Club?
15. Rory is dating Poor Paul, hooking up with nice Logan and then she’s getting it on with a Wookiee. And yes, that’s all ‘way more sluttier’ than a one night stand, Rory.
16. But thank god the lucky outfit is right, because I couldn’t take it anymore. How can you go without your lucky clothes, that’s pure horror? By the way, I’m very team red, but I don’t know if that’s a suitable lookie for a job interview Rory.
17. Oh, Sandee. You annoying thing. Sandee Says is suddenly something very different, huh? But it’s the tough proof that you shouldn’t show up at a job interview without solid plans.. Get shorty!
18. Tralala, start all over again. Welcome home. So much for the subscription to the airline, a one-way ticket to Stars Hollow for Rory please.
