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FROM NOW ON, SHOWERING IS NEVER THE SAME

If I would like to go to the Vesper Hotel in Noordwijk at the invitation of GROHE to test their latest Rainshower® SmartControl shower system Including a night’s sleep and a dinner that an average person would come from. You’re kidding me, right? “Fill that car up well, Roos, we’re going to Noordwijk!”, I still hear myself blaring through the phone to my bestie.

A few hours later, we are welcomed at the hotel with a glass of bubbles. Once we arrive in the room, I have to blink three times. This is really a damn nice spot. Nice by the sea, great to blow off some steam, room service rolls right into your room if you need it (okay, we did that for the desserts) and a bathroom so nice that I stood in there for four hours in that one night we were there. Because that’s what we came for. The shower. The Rainshower SmartControl from GROHE. You could say the Rolls-Royce of showers, which I briefly mentioned earlier. Well, it has been tested, I can tell you. And not just a little bit. Because if a person should indulge themselves, it’s with an enormously absurd GROHE rain shower. And here’s why:

You can stand under it with sixteen people

Okay, kid, exaggerating is a profession. But just to indicate: that XXL shower head is HUGE at 36 centimeters. A lot bigger than the photo suggests, trust me. So good news for all couples among us (or people with shower buddies): never stand in the cold again. Do you hear that? Regardless of whether you need to take a wider pose to wash your hair or shave your legs: both water! Chill!

Never wait long for a warm stream again

Nope, with the latest technology from GROHE, the water remains constantly at a pleasant 38 degrees. No temperature fluctuations anymore, even if someone in another room uses the shower. And when you turn it on, they reach that temperature in a nanosecond.

The acoustics are top-notch, you sound just like Beyoncé

Especially ‘Halo’ and ‘Listen’ really came into their own, I must say.

You get an instant massage

In fact: the smart shower has three massage jets for head and shoulders. And with the push of a button, you can decide whether you like to turn this on during your shower. And you can also determine your favorite jet, the water volume, and the temperature with a few simple push and turn knobs.

Your morning mood disappears instantly

Yes, yours probably does too. Because over 80 percent of the Dutch have trouble with a morning mood, and the younger we are, the quicker we apparently get irritated. What’s the best remedy for those Monday blues besides that cup of coffee? A nice warm shower. And believe me, with this Rainshower SmartControl, it can be more than perfect.

Conclusion: I came, I saw, I showered and sang my lungs out in that bathroom. And I can now say: that about the Rolls-Royce, there’s nothing false about it. Sander, are you reading along so you know what kind of shower I want when we move?