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KIKI'S EXPEDITION ROBINSON-GABBLE

Week 3: Bertie is chilling on loser island

A very good morning, my Ex Rob-fanatics. Yesterday at half past 8 our favorite show was back on the air. This week the sneaky plots on the island really came to fruition and Bertie (what a heroine) was actually having a good time on loser island.

If you don't have any spoilers, I advise you to kssssst just chill for a moment (just take a look at my gabble from week 1 and week 2, those episodes have already been nice). I'm going to talk about the challenge now. It's quite a tough one this week. Team North and South both have to roll a huge crate to a structure via heavy tree trunks that they also have to move themselves. With a pulley, the teams can lift their own drawbridge (Dave's arm muscles have never been so well utilized), after which they have to shoot coconuts at two targets. Koos proves for the first time not to be such a pussy and thanks to his razor-sharp catapult antics, team South once again takes off with immunity. here and here Poor North, you guys are honestly a bit pathetic now. That means back to the island council again. 'Youngsters' Alex, Thomas, Anna, and Jessie decide to vote for 'oldies' Bartho or Elle. They still have a shitload of votes up their sleeve, so a strategic plan needs to be laid out. Team old vs. team young both try to get neutral Switzerland Lex on their side for that extra mercy vote, and only during the island council do you see Lex supporting his younger teammates. Phew, that was a close call, huh, Anna and Elle? Poor Elle gets voted out, but of course, no one knows that she secretly goes to loser island where Bertie is outright ruling the shit and has practically built her own Zeeland Center Parcs. 'If it doesn't work today, it will work tomorrow.' Exactly, Bertie, you get it.

Furthermore, there was something about a lost knife, a Zeeland saying, and secretly a bit of flirting. So here we go again: the points we need to discuss this week.

1. No idea why this is, but the team with the most acorns always wins.

2. That your libido would decrease in forty degrees with little food, our Davie with his blood-dangerous blue eyes doesn't notice at all, you know. Secretly, he is jerking off in the bushes at night over Gaby, or am I the only one who sees this horniness coming by? #nojacuzzionloserisland.

3. Sometimes I can genuinely enjoy that as a viewer you see more than the contestants. Ha, the ’stolen' girl is lying by the sea. DUH. The camera crew must have done that to stir things up a bit.

4. If it ever happens that team South has to go to the island council, JayJay seriously needs to come up with a plan. As it stands now, his teammates still prefer to see him go than come.

5. Can someone tell me how coincidental it is that every season there are two male Ex Rob contestants who suddenly turn out to be best buddies in ‘real life' and try to keep that supposedly secret until the merge?.

7. Aside from the fact that

Anna almost went under this week, I genuinely see her going far. Being very understanding and shit, but in the meantime... Oh and An, can you explain to me how that works with those braids? I find it amazing. 8. By the way, do you all get so greedy to the max from that ten thousand euro trip at the beginning of the commercial break?.

9. You understand: I'm cracking up again over Twitter. 'Meanwhile, Bertie is plowing loser island, finds and slaughters two cows, and leisurely makes a mango smoothie.' 'In a month, she'll just wash up on winner island, rested and stuffed. Burp. #whataguyhuh'

10. And that island council is of course always exciting until the end. Nah, totally not manipulated, that order in which the ballots are drawn from the pot. What do you mean?‘

See you next week with even more gabble, or as Bertie would say: 'Saluu and cost!'

A very good morning, my Ex Rob-fanatics. Yesterday at half past 8 our favorite show was back on the air. This week the sneaky plots on the island...‘