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KIKI'S EXPEDITION ROBINSON-GABBLE week 2

‘Farmer Bertie, WhatDAFUCK are you doing?!’

Yeahs, week two. I was sitting on the couch last night with donuts (you're a fitgirlll or you're not) ) on the couch with my favorite show. And we were not disappointed, girlfriends. What an episode. What a dumb choices. Oh yes, and now comes the point where I have to say: spoiler alert (I think).I will be discussing the highlights of Ex Rob with you every week (check.

week 1). But summarizing the entire episode from A to Z seems like a less good plan (people, I have a life too). However, the challenge is definitely worth highlighting. Camp North and South are always fighting for immunity, the loser goes to the island council. First of all, I want to apply NOW to build those challenges next year, because that seems like the shit. here 'Prepare for plots squared times fifteen'.

‘The goal of this week's task? To simulate a bank robbery and break into a safe with coconuts. To then throw them into a cage and the team that fills their cage first wins. It's a close call, but thanks to Jalou's last shot, Camp South goes home with the win. Camp North is quite grumpy. The rest of the episode is actually completely focused on little squabbles that are bubbling up, so here we go again: the 11 points we need to discuss this week.’

1. Farmer Bertie. I understand that you're sober (+ still burned, maybe a burkini is a smart idea), BUT HAVE YOU GONE COMPLETELY CRAZY?! If there's one thing you DO NOT do in episode 1, it's saying: 'I don't care if you vote me out.'.

2. Have you been paying attention to my big friend Bartho by the way? Half the episode he's chewing on a mysterious ‘something’. What it is remains a mystery. #LoveForBartho.

3. By the way, I advocate for a gathering ban between Dio, Dave, and Jayjay. Prepare for plots squared times fifteen.

4. I thought I only got weak knees from Dave Roelvink's bright blue eyes, but suddenly I'm also getting hot for Kraantje Pappie. We still need to talk about that artist name and aggressive babble, but having a biscuit together? Definitely.

5. I think Dio won't be able to have kids after the coconut challenge, but he can definitely apply as the new Michael Jordan. And.

, in case you ever get tired of presenting and vlogging, you come across great as a fish fillet cutter. almost went under this week, I genuinely see her going far. Being very understanding and shit, but in the meantime... Oh and An, can you explain to me how that works with those braids? I find it amazing., 6. "It sounds weird, but the women just cook." Seriously, Jayjay, it's time for you to go home, friend. I think everyone finds you super annoying.

7. Still: why is EVERYONE wearing sandals with socks this year? Can someone explain the point of this to me? Thank you.

8. Having Twitter on while watching Ex Rob is totally the shit. I quote @klfrfrsr: "I'm actually waiting for Ryanne/Elle Bandita to suddenly come out of the bushes." With fingers crossed, right? HAHA. (For these kinds of crude jokes, you had to have seen last season, and if not, sorry for the inside joke.).

9. By the way, I'm totally going to

this Twitter video from KWF Cancer Control about farmer Bertie. 10. So far, we at Camp Amsterdam-South Amayzine are quite team Bartho and Dio. And okay: also Dave, because of his looks. Less a fan of Jayjay (a bit arrogant) and Chloe (I don't know exactly why, but I think it has to do with the voice).

11. And finally: WHAT did Bertie discuss with Dennis? Is she going to another hellish island where she has to survive alone? Are we going to repeat the same joke every year? Or is there finally a new game element coming in? I'm going to figure this out, people, and I'll be back with you next week.

P.S.: just for the makers; stop with that Dave The House Out promotion in the commercial break. Dave in swim trunks on an island = more than fine, Dave with his father in the picture = run.

Yeahs, week two. I was sitting on the couch last night with donuts (you're a fitgirlll or you're not) with my favorite show. And we were not disappointed...