Fun & Famous
NORTH WEST AND BLUE IVY
the battle
They are the two most talked-about kids of the moment. Not too crazy, right, with moms like Kim Kardashian and Beyoncé. And oh yes, I have a little obsession with their designer wardrobes and jet-set lifestyles, and that's why I present to you: the great spoiled princesses battle. Let the games begin.
Outfits
Blue looked stunning during the VMAs in her dress by Indonesian Mischka Aoki (around 8000 euros), but Queen B can also easily put her in an H&M dress. North, on the other hand, reportedly has over two million euros worth of designer clothing. Some of the gems she hasn't even worn yet. She has little Louis Vuitton bags dangling from her arms, is praised by Riccardo Tisci and Alexander Wang. Wears f*cking earrings of half a carat worth FIFTY THOUSAND euros in her ears. Seems pretty clear to me.
Winner: North.
Moeders
Who is cooler? Beyoncé. Absolutely. But she is often away from home with her Lemonade world tour . Or will Blue just go along? I think Beyoncé is a lot kinder as a mother and less self-absorbed. Besides: that tone of Kim K. that calls for you to come to the table. Day in and day out, brr...
Winner: Blue.
Attention during fashion shows
The headlines from February this year: ‘North West steals the show at fashion event’, ‘North West doesn’t cry at Kanye West’s fashion show this year’ (apparently that's news too). As far as I know, Blue Ivy hasn't been spotted front row yet.
Winner: North.
Good looks of the father
Jay-Z versus Kanye West. I don't need to write many sentences about that, do I? We all know.
Winner: North.
Paparazzi diss skills
Blue Ivy can give the angry look like no other and point and shake her finger to let you know she doesn't want photos. Really, it's brilliant. Just Google it, there are videos. North still has to learn that, because she looks rather stoic around her.
Winner: Blue.
Birthdays
With face paint, mini cars, and a party on a private island, Blue's last birthday was certainly a spectacle. But North rules this shit. She has to with such crazies as Kimye. Mom and dad rented out an entire amusement park for North's first birthday, organized Kidchella (based on Coachella), and that children's festival lasted the whole weekend. And probably didn't even fall short of the real deal Coachella, with a Ferris wheel, bouncy castles, karaoke bar, and countless other famous kids.
Winner: North.
Candy trips
Yes, yes, the whole world was in an uproar when Kimmie took her North to Paris. It's nice when you're still in diapers and already got to experience Paris Fashion Week. But: Blue Ivy has already seen half the world on her parents' yacht. And if not, then in the private jet.
Winner: Blue.
Final score? North: 4, Blue: 3.
Kimmie, you did it again. Your princess wins this battle. But I didn't expect anything less from you.
#NorthForPresident
