11 sex facts to brighten up your day

Just a little something in between at the office, during the break, sneaky in the bathroom, wherever: you just have to read these funny sex facts today. Because believe me: there is still a lot of freaky shit in the world that you don't know but want to.

Did you know that…

…you burn an average of between 163 and 250 calories with half an hour of doggy style?

…there seems to be a creature called the ‘duck mussel’? And in relation to all living beings, this little animal has the longest penis of anyone. Namely 20 times its own body length. WHATDAFUCK.

…you burn three times as many calories with a fake orgasm orgasm as with a real climax?

…there are a total of 80 men in the world blessed (?) with two penises?

…in India a condom is even more expensive than having sex with a prostitute?

…you touch 15 penises a day by, for example, opening a door or simply shaking hands?

…the largest penis in the world is 23 centimeters long in its flaccid state and 34 centimeters in its erect state? The lucky winner is a man in New York.

…that your clitoris doesn't stop growing? Once you turn 32, your clitoris is four times larger than in puberty.

…semen contains very few calories? Thirty-six in a teaspoon to be exact. In case you’ve always wondered about this.

…a study from the University of California shows that men who roll up their sleeves at home have a 50 percent higher chance of in vivid detail when theoretically the whole house can listen in? That you're lying there moaning and groaning while your roommate is one wall away cramming for her statistics exam. And then there's having sex with their wife?

…the genitals of German Micha Stunz weigh no less than 4.5 kilograms? Uh, what? Apparently, with the help of a penis vacuum pump and silicone injections, that is possible. By now, his penis weighs about as much as an average cat. Yikes.

So, from duck mussels to heavy schnickels and now, quick, back to work.