Sexy Friday
DIRTY TALK FOR BEGINNERS
This is what men want to hear in bed
Today we're going to talk about something that seems simple, but in practice is incredibly difficult: dirty talk, or saying sexy things to your partner in bed. Because what on earth do you say? And how do you ensure that something doesn't come out of your mouth sounding hysterically funny or awkward, but rather confidently and sultry like Katja Schuurman?
And that's why I dove back into the depths of the internet (the blog mannengeheim.nl is the new guilty pleasure) to find out what men really find sexy. You benefit, I benefit, and hey, maybe our partners or flings do too. Here they come:
1. Say his name
Narcissism at its finest, but there are few things men would rather hear during sex than… exactly, their own name. Saying his name at the end of every sentence comes off a bit craycray, so skip that, but drop it once or twice. It does something for his ego. Really.
2. Look him in the eye when you say something
If you look away, you can come off as insincere or insecure. If you look him straight in the eyes while you say an exciting sentence, it will undoubtedly do something to his heart rate.
3. Keep it short
Long-winded stories don't work in bed where primal instincts come into play. Men want clear communication, no complicated and elaborate stories. That makes dirty talk more distracting than sexy. Make short sentences.
4. Take it easy, crazy
Look, dirty talk should be built up slowly. Friend X (you know who you are) was a little shocked when her boyfriend suddenly whispered in her ear: “I want to tear you apart, sexy slut” as a form of a sexy experiment. If you go all out at once, you have no frame of reference for what you can and cannot say, and the other person will definitely be shocked. And you don't want that kind of woman-unfriendly snapback. So: slow down.
5. Remember these sentences:
– “I can't wait to have you.” Short, clear, bright, sexy. Always works. Or maybe even better: “I want you.” *Hears Beyoncé singing: Daddy, I want you, nana…
– “Tonight I'll do everything you want.” He hears: you are in charge. Men find that sexy.
– “I'm so wet.” The biggest compliment ever for a man: to hear that you are turned on by him.
– “You are fucking sexy.” You would want to hear that during sex too.
– “Oh my god (name, think of that name huh), you are doing so well.”
– “Take me. Now.” A commanding tone can work really well during foreplay with some men.
– Something with ‘faster’ or ‘harder’ or ‘deeper’. Almost every man watches porn. By telling him to go faster, harder, or deeper, you tap into this fantasy.
– “I want you to come inside me.” Such clear language can't go wrong. Just say it a little towards the end (if you can feel that), because otherwise you might rush him and that's not the intention.
– During afterplay: “This was the best sex ever.” Men just want to be the best. Period. It does something for their ego and so on. Play into this and gurlll, you will become the queen of the bedroom. Have a lot of eh, fun this weekend.
