Fashion
THINGS YOU RECOGNIZE IF YOU NEVER WEAR JEANS
“Look, nice! You're wearing jeans today!” May scans the freshly new pants that are hidden under my desk. Yes, I am wearing pants today. And yes, I get comments about it, because people never see me in a tight pair of jeans.
I don't have the legs for it, I think. What others find TOTAL nonsense, because there are different types of jeans for different types of bodies, but hey, it's my body and I can't help that I feel this way. And aside from the whole leg situation, I don't find pants very feminine. A bit monotonous. Simple. But okay, today I am team jeans (with heels on, I'm not completely crazy) plus oversized fluffy I-want-to-live-in-this-sweater forever. I roar “1, 2 parties in my skinny jeans” (just look here at the editorial office), but actually, I'm secretly still Team Skirt. Also hardly wear pants? Then you probably recognize this:
The struggle in the morning
Yep, that pair of pants I laid out last night is really going to be worn now. But really. And then that worm feeling, making you instantly feel like a sausage roll and wanting to run away screaming.
After a few hours, your pants are already a bit looser...
And you can FINALLY breathe. THANK GOD.
Finding the perfect model is definitely a hell
High waist, regular fit, super skinny, low waist, high skinny waist… Are you kidding me? #WhatToDo
The smurf scenes
Sometimes you see those people with blue hands and underwear when they wear their pants for the first time. We don't have to deal with that, do we?
“Look, nice! You're wearing jeans today!”
A fixed model
Because hello, you never wear a pair of jeans so you probably have one. Or maybe two. And every time people see you in jeans, you have that one pair on again, which makes you wear it even less.
Those comments about the ripped jeans...
Always given by the real losers, by the way. “You know your pants are ripped, right?” “Poor child, can't you afford a new one?” Nah, hardly bothered, GREAT.
But also: the freedom
Once you walk outside and realize that you can suddenly make shameless circus moves and splits, without having to fuss AND you have no choice stress because almost all tops from your closet can go with these pants. And you are NICE AND WARM all day. Really not just disadvantages, you know, those jeans. pantyhose “Look, nice! You're wearing jeans today!” May scans the freshly new pants that are hidden under my desk. Yes, I am wearing pants today...
