Happy & Healthy

TYPICAL PERSONAL TRAINER THINGS

I especially like to spend my money on dining out, (sports) clothing and sometimes on a personal trainer. That last one is expensive, I know, but I just become incredibly happy from a bit of personal (gym) attention, hence. Now I've had a few different ones. One quit, another was unavailable at the times I could, and yet another just wasn't quite right. Whoever or whichever PT (personal trainer) it is, they all have something in common; you always find yourself in a few of the same situations with those guys. And these are:

• PTs always text with INCREDIBLE amounts of emoticons. Like: “So, are you ready? You're going to have a tough time tomorrow :P:P:P:P:P:P’’ or: “And and and how do you feel? :):):):):):):):):):):):):) They type ridiculously long texts with an emoticon at the end of each sentence. Or am I seriously the only one for whom this is ALWAYS the case?
• Another thing. When do you end a text with an X? Look, you're not friends, he works for you in principle so it's business, but still, giving training is something intimate where you also talk about personal things sometimes. He gets pretty close, both literally and figuratively.
• With a PT, you are working intensively, sweating, and warm. I don't know, but no matter how unattractive or attractive that person is, it remains intimate when he stands behind you and grabs your hips to correct you. Then a kind of tension arises. Doesn't it?
• PTs are vain macho types. Very nice ones, for sure, but you can expect a look in the mirror at their own ‘guns’.
• And PTs just cancel if they’ve pulled an all-nighter.