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WHY IT'S A SHAME THAT DAVE IS OUT OF EXPEDITIE ROBINSON

I couldn't handle it Thursday night. Everything, absolutely everything pointed to my boy Dave going to the island of losers. His fight wasn't over yet, right? And come on, that Roelvink was so tranquilo on that island that he could have stuck around for a few more days? Just chilling with be Bertie. and so on?

But no. You have to know: the wonderfully uncomplicated Dave, whom I love for about three hundred reasons (check here the seven most important ones), is not a loser. And above all, a man with pride. Island of losers? “No man, I'm going back to Mokum,” was his answer. And so it's crying time, because we now have to miss the funniest boy on the island during Thursday night entertainment. Luckily, there's still ‘Dave out of the house’, which is something. If you haven't seen that yet; just do it, it's a party. Just switch off a hundred brain cells, have a vodka-cola, and off you go.

Because Dave's image has been completely boosted, the women secretly really dig him, and his brilliant Ex Rob quotes are forever etched in our memory, here are 8 moments when we loved Dave intensely.

  1. The moment he darted into the bushes like a hare when he saw a snake. And flew over the island with that contagious laugh of his. You're right, buddy. Gotta love Dave.
  2. When he gave the sick Dio the front seat in the boat during the merging dinner and himself took a step back out of loyalty during the competition. Gotta love Dave.
  3. Because of his brilliant quotes: “I see wine man, I get all emotional right away!” Gotta love Dave.
  4. When he gave the withered, emaciated Chloé, who couldn't eat because she didn't make the merge after hanging like a pig on a spit for over half an hour, a bite of his hamburger anyway. Gotta love Dave.
  5. Because of his honesty and perseverance, especially when he was sick. “I threw up, I completely shat myself, everyone can know that, but I'm not giving up.” Gotta love Dave.
  6. And even for someone who was sick, he still looked pretty good with his Justin Bieber lock. Oh gosh, gotta love Dave.
  7. And because of this: “If there's no merge today, I'll keep eating coconut until they send me back to the Netherlands in a Bounty package for sale.” – signed by, jwz, Dave. Just gotta love him.
  8. And then we top it off with these two (just imagine that wonderfully wrong Amsterdam accent here). “Delightfully quiet here, no Boulevard or Shownieuws in my neck.” Or how about this: “I'm drunk three days a week, so I don't have a very stable life.” If you still don't love Dave now, I don't know what to say.

Donald Trump, shave your way with your orange face, I'm telling you: #DaveForPresident.