Fun & Famous

THE WORST DATE EVER IN TWEETS

‘It's the weekend again and if you happen to have a date tonight: BINGO! This is the most precious evening of the week, so if a guy gives up his Saturday for you; it’s a good sign. And suppose you actually have a date tonight, it really sucks if he turns out to be a gigantic bore. And how sh*tty for you if there happens to be someone sitting next to you who is eavesdropping and then puts everything on Twitter. Awkward for you then, huh, funny for the rest of us.

One Kelly Fine thought she could enjoy her dinner next to a couple that clearly had a date night. However, she couldn't hold back when the man in question turned out to be a total douchebag. These turn-offs are nothing compared to this:

Uhm, well, then just order something from the menu?

She just wants sake, man. Let her be.

As a blonde, I wonder two things: what happens to me when I look at him? And what kind of job did he have when he was 19?

Maintain eye contact, maintain eye contact. Clearly. And again he refuses to look at the menu. Why not?

Eaten the skin off the edamame? If there were no signs earlier that this boy is a bit loco, then this is it, right? And phew, glad I finally know what he did at 19. I was actually quite curious. You?

Still, that chick must be a bit crazy herself to have stayed at all. Maybe she thought there was a camera somewhere and that it was an episode of ‘Punk’d’ or something? But thanks Kelly Fine, for this live report. At least we know that it can always be worse if you have a disaster date.