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YOU MUST HAVE THESE ITEMS IN YOUR PHOTOS
Because then you are guaranteed to be a success on Instagram
So I really see huge like bombs popping up everywhere on Instagram. The success factor? A large inflatable flamingo or donut that you can hide in. I can imagine that it looks great in the photo (also on social media channels) and that you can also have a ridiculously fun afternoon with it. And if your vacation is just terrible (I can't imagine that), then at least it looks particularly fun in the photos.
And to involve myself in all of this, I booked a vacation. And of course, I'm going to make a huge splash with a particularly large flamingo on the beach or a donut around my butt. I also found a great photographer (hello Lilian!) for whom I don't have to be ashamed, because she is just going to shamelessly take those 381 photos of me. There are now two points I need to solve. Problem one: I can't choose. See below. I have worked out my wishlist for you. You will probably get excited too. So be quick, buy everything out, then I'll take the leftovers and the choice problem is immediately solved. Problem two: I have precisely a hand luggage suitcase of about 50 x 40 and a bit centimeters to fill 10 kilos. It's a problem because a mega large animal already weighs at least half. I have already solved that problem myself: inflate that thing and just take it on the plane. The flamingo is just next to or on me. I see it as a child, you can just keep it with you during the flight and it won't be put in the luggage compartment.
“The flamingo is just next to or on me”
As you can see, this post has helped me enormously therapeutically and I can't wait to embrace my vacation partner. Bye. I'm off. See you on Instagram.
1. Inflatable flamingo XXL, €97.95
4. Inflatable pizza slice, €29
6. Floating watermelon, €29.95
7. Air mattress orange, €29.95
8. Air mattress pineapple, €21
9. Air mattress pretzel, €14.99
10. Lounge chair Ice cream, €30
