9 HEAVY ISSUES THAT ONLY WOMEN STRUGGLE WITH
It’s that time of the month. Fighting with that good friend, chocolate is playing hide and seek in the house and Brigitte Kaandorp's “I have a very heavy life” is blasting on repeat in your head. And that person next to you? They don’t quite understand your problems.
But I do, you know. And at such moments in life, you just have to complain a little to a woman. Time for a round of women’s issues that men don’t understand at all. Here they come:
1. Wearing a maxi dress/flared jeans/outfit thing with fringes on your pants and then getting stuck in your bike chain. Great.
2. The feeling you get when you buy new shoes that are FANTASTIC, but after wearing them once you realize you have to categorize them in the corner of The Sitting Shoe. Crap shoes.
3. The contents of your wardrobe seem to conspire against you every now and then in stupidity to the fourth power, causing total morning panic and you go to work in a ‘stupid’ outfit and feel meh about everything you do all day. Because of that outfit, yes.
4. Every time you see yourself in a fitting room mirror, you want to eat a white Magnum under a blanket on the couch and shed a tear.
5. A HAIRPRINT on your freshly painted nail. In the category of things to cry about, this definitely ranks in the top ten. There’s always one nail that ruins it for the rest.
6. When you see a plate with the word ‘sale’ on it, a serial killer substance is produced in your brain. And you have to go to the crime scene. Take everyone out.
7. Not wearing mascara for a day and then having to explain to twelve men that you’re not sick. Just ONE day without makeup, OKAY? Damn.
8. A whole closet full of bras, but actually only one that is really the best. So you wear it too much. And you know it.
9. That you almost pee your pants and you really wonder what those women in front of you are doing in those stalls because it takes So. Incredibly. Mega. Annoying. Super. Long.
And hey, it’s okay, did you know that complaining is good for you? Okay, hate smurf is going underground again. #doeidagsnurk
