Kiki's Who is the Mole?-talk

Week 3

A very good morning, dear mole colleagues. As you know, I have dived into ‘Who is the Mole?’ after ‘Expedition Robinson’. If you missed the mole mess of the first and second episodes, be sure to click here and here, the catch-up is still easy to do. And, are you starting to remember the names of the candidates? It's a miracle, I thought it would never happen.

Almost 2.4 million viewers clean on the hook this week. That's not bad. And it was quite an episode, I must say. It's a company of tricks and deceit in the candidates' camp. Potential moles stealing from each other, turning hotel rooms upside down in search of information, and forming alliances. Shall we talk about the points that caught my attention this time in the old-fashioned way? Let's leave those conspiracy theories to others from now on.

1. First of all, about that Sanne. GOD, I'm so glad I'm not on her team, because I would want to stuff four XL tampons in her mouth so she stops sowing confusion. Acting out favorite drinks like gin tonics on the beach. Are you fucking kidding me?

2. And the award for the most brilliant quote of the evening goes to our children's friend Jochem. “Tucan, yes. Tucans. We call it – in Holland we call it ‘Van der Valkjes’”. Well done, Jochem.

3. But dear children's friend, it's also time for some feedback on your eh, ‘Mickey Mouse’. It looked more like a disabled horror bear. A teddy bear with a personality disorder.

4. Dear candidates, can someone please explain to me why EVERYONE is voting for Diederik as the most reliable person in the group? HOW COME? The best man can spin a whole bullshit story about cute beaver babies, remember?

5. Oh, and Didi, can you please tell me where you buy that awesome Brussels sprouts sweater? I don't eat those things, but I think it's brilliant.

6. Just a moment about that WIDM app, can an alert not be created in advance? Am I the only loser who forgets to place points in the WIDM pool and can no longer win? And I must say: the failure on the app affects me more than I thought.

7. Do you also spontaneously want to go on vacation to Portland? Seems quite nice to me.

8. WHY does everyone apparently find it completely normal that Sigrid has a key to someone else's hotel room? Keep an eye on that bespectacled girl!

9. But good that Ellie Lust is not participating this year. From Sigrid's use of the walkie-talkie, she would probably have a stroke. Hey Ellie, we still miss you #ietsmetetherdiscpline.

10. On Twitter, we are still wondering when Imanuelle will take off her mask and Jandino suddenly pops out of her suit. Those Judeska FC Kip stories of hers. I go CRAZY for that woman. Also nice to steal that mole book, sift through it, and sneakily put it back. That’s my gurlll.

11. Please SAY that the song ‘Dorpse Weg’ by Roos and Diederik will soon be available on iTunes. “West Virginia, Dorpse Moeder, take me to huuuuis, dorpse weeeeeeeg.”

12. So, that was quite a deception, little moles... I heard you thinking Saturday night: hey, only images of roses during the test! ROOS IS THE MOLE! And who went home? Exactly. Say goodbye to your so-called clue. Although that was of course also waaaay too obvious.

13. I'M OUT: TRUMP IS THE MOLE.

Current standings?

1. Sanne Wallis de Vries (this would be the worst mole ever. No, I don't believe it.)

2. Jeroen Kijk in de Vegte (okay, this guy is a bit too closed off for me. Mole alert!)

3. Imanuelle Grives (she simply cannot be the Mole. NOT. I will eat my shoe.)

4. Thomas Cammaert (meh, I don’t think he’s The Mole)

5. Sigrid ten Napel (I don't know. Would the Mole steal such a questionnaire? Seems a bit strong to me. Although she does deliver a lot of mole tricks.)

6. Jochem van Gelder (If anyone was being vague this episode, it was Jochem. I'm not ruling him out just yet...)

7. Roos Schlikker (aah, goodbye Roos. I think it sucks.)

8. Diederik Jekel (Didi, you remain on my radar. And judging by the WIDM app, also on the rest of half of the Netherlands.)

Next week: Imanuelle ‘I’m gonna roap you’ Grives takes Jeroen as a stallion during the howdy ho task. We don't want to miss that, right? I mean. Oh dear, I'm ready again...