The juiciest royal rumors

A very good morning and happy Kingsday for you! At least, as far as you can make it happy, because the weather is mehhh. So I don’t know about you, but my friends and I are planning to stay inside and binge-watch series with (a lot of) wine and snacks and all kinds of unhealthy shizzle; I love it. But to stay a bit in the royal mood, I thought it would be nice to indulge in the juiciest royal rumors while hopefully you bunker your first orange tompouce. I say: prrrrrima breakfast like this on Kingsday, right?

Prince Bernhard – the ultimate playboy

Yehess, let’s start with our own royal family. Mr. is often portrayed as one of the biggest playboys of the last century, and that playboy status inspired Ian Fleming (the man behind James Bond) to base a character on him in his book ‘Thunderball’: Count Lippe. How’s that for some new information?

But it turns out that the Dutchie is quite decent because juicy gossip seems harder to find than I thought. Shall we talk about the British royal family instead?

Charles is not the father of Prince Harry

There have been rumors for years that Harry is not a love child of Charles and Diana, but of her and James Hewitt. James who? The redhead who had an affair with the late princess for five years. But even James himself says that those rumors are not true. Yes, they both have red hair, but Harry was born long before James and Diana met.

Princess Diana had an affair with JFK Jr.

Want to talk about an over the top rumor? There are people who claim that John F. Kennedy had a fling with Diana on the same day he was also fooling around with Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, dahaaag, do you believe that?

Kate Middleton has a sex tape

If you ask The National Enquirer, Kate once made a sex tape with friend Emma Sayle when they were both still studying. Well, I don’t know, but no way I believe that. Those oversexed men from The Fappening would have found it long ago, they know zero boundaries.

Prince William is actually in love with Pippa

Hmmm, well, do you want to know what we think of Pippa here in the editorial office? Then just read this. 

Alriiiiight ladies, have fun today!