LITTLE SHITTY THINGS THAT ARE SUPER ANNOYING
Part 2
Stubbing your toe HARD, a taco shell breaking, dropping your brand new powder box, and pistachios that won't open: some little things can really be intensely annoying.
Yesterday I already wrote part 1 of little ‘fuck my life situations’, but since this nitpicker found a lot of other little annoying things (and colleagues suddenly started naming their misery of the day), I'm just going to keep going. So behold: the little things we've all experienced that are very terror for your mood.
1. Seeing your new dress, for which you paid a fortune just a day ago, now heavily on sale. Right, May?
2. Your phone miraculously dying at 15 percent while you just wanted to call a taxi. 3. Having a totally annoying tune like 'It’s the final countdooooown' stuck in your head the whole damn day. And then comes the point where others start to find you annoying.
4. For all office kids: a charging cable that gets stuck behind the wheel of your office chair. By the way, I've also pulled my scarf out of the wheel three times.
5. Mushy apples. The HORROR.
6. The spell checker in Word putting a thick red line under a perfectly normal word. I can really get a short circuit from that. Just like that automatic numbering.
1 If.
2 You
3 It
4 DO NOT
5 Want.
7. Popcorn skins stuck between your teeth.
‘It’s the final countdooooown’.
‘8. Tearing off a piece of toilet paper so intensely weird that you suddenly have a weird strip of paper in your hand. You keep rolling, rolling and help, you can't get it back to normal.’
9. When you peel an egg and at the end of your peeling, you have almost no egg left. Those kinds of scenes.
10. Looking forward to a bowl of cornflakes with milk and then finding out you have no milk. Kuuuuuuut.
11. In the category of cornflakes, also annoying: opening the kitchen cabinet, after which a tsunami of cereals or pasta flies out. With kind regards from your lover who has never played Tetris.
12. Being hungry.
on the train and someone with a fucking BAG OF FRIES sits down next to you. That smell, that crunching and your stomach growling. At this moment, you want to threaten the person in question and run off with the bag of fries. I feel you. 13. This one is for all women with a football guy who sometimes end up in sweaty stinky canteens: removing the napkin around your toast and half of it stays stuck to the melted cheese.
14. Discovering pits in 'pitless' products. Supermarket, I TRUSTED YOU. The same goes for 'ripe' avocados. You bastards.
15. The label of your teabag falling into your teacup. With the string attached.
16. In the category of very very annoying: almost falling asleep and then feeling that your bladder is not completely eh, empty.
17. I had that recently. Super rush, music in my ears, flying out the door and getting stuck on the doorknob with my cord, causing the earbuds to be yanked out of my ears with a BANG. Also relaxing, huh.
Stubbing your toe HARD, a taco shell breaking, dropping your brand new powder box, and pistachios that won't open: some little things...
