So this is really what it's like to have sex again after being dry for a while

When you can't remember within three seconds when the last time was that you were curled up around a man, you inevitably know: it’s been a while.

And that’s really not a big deal, no. We all become a bit of a panda at some point in our lives, whether we want to or not. Often the rule applies: if you do it very often, you also do it more easily automatically. If you make a little romp every evening when you see your flame, then that becomes a kind of routine. Just like doing the laundry. However, if it’s a bit quiet in the bedroom, day after day, week after week, it becomes increasingly difficult to suddenly have a good romp with your lover again.

But what is it like to experience some fireworks down under again after perhaps months or years of being celibate? According to experts – as in: people who haven’t danced the polonaise in the bedroom for years – it’s as if you are a bit reborn. You can no longer imagine what it was like and therefore it has become something magical. You tingle longer, you are in ecstasy. As if it were your very first time ever.

And you immediately notice some handy advantages. If you haven’t had any sex  for a long time, your immune system has become a bit weaker. When you are active between the sheets again, it means that your whole body gets a nice boost. Your skin glows, your body feels energetic and your self-confidence rises to the limit. It can also be that your libido is significantly increased once you have started again with all the fuss in bed. The same rule applies again: if you do it little to never, you don’t miss it either. If you actively engage in bed with your man, then you have one wild mood after another. However, it may go a bit more slowly than you are used to: it can be a bit difficult for a punani to get wet if you haven’t had any action in the taxi for a long time.

But well, that’s what your new (or old) flame is for to solve that little problem. Now just hope that ‘he is worth it to lose those enthusiastically saved panda points after all this time…

FACTS

• With sex, you burn about 360 calories per hour.
• Did you know that tasting bodily fluids makes your teeth whiter? Think of: sweat, saliva, semen… SMILE.
• The most popular fantasy? A threesome. Man-man or woman-woman; it doesn’t matter.