Happy & Healthy
SO YOU'RE JUST HORNIER THAN HE IS, AND THEN?
For all you little nymphomaniacs who didn't feel addressed by my previous article: ‘What if he wants more sex than you??’, today it's time for the other side of the coin. What if YOU are the porn cat and your lover is just a bit, uh, slumped?
This is what you think:
1. So, tonight we're going to have a good time. Bring on the candles, handcuffs, whipped cream and Fifty Shades of Grey-shizzle.
2. Oh, mister has yawned three times already and said: ‘I'm going upstairs soon.’ Yep, this is going to be another ten-o'clock-bedtime night. Including snoring on the left.
3. Okay, I'm putting on my sexiest lingerie and I'm going to see if there's anything to be made of it. Otherwise, I'll give him some subtle hints once we're in bed.
4. There. Is. Absolutely. Nothing. Happening. I'm not going to push desperately, you know. I mean: he's the man, right? The testosterone bomb? What's WRONG with me?
5. See, I'm a Fat Doeda. A rollmop. Ma Flodder. I swear to you: I'm going to stop eating for three months. Okay, you know what, never mind. I'm already bone dry.
Relatable? After all these unnecessary thoughts, you probably turn around grumpily, pretend you're not at all annoyed, while a trillion brain farts fly through your head about why he doesn't want to have sex with you. And you're probably too proud to bring it up.
This is what you do:
1. Step one in the ‘Help My Boy Doesn't Want Sex Story’ is that you stop with the self-pity right now. And shame, because wanting sex is okay as a woman, and no, it's not weird if you have a high libido. Good for you! Tackling problems, that's what we're going to do. So swallow your pride for a moment, girls.
2. Try to figure out what your guy really likes. He might be bored or just not in a good mood. A decrease in libido always has a cause. Maybe this situation is quite easy to fix, but don't dig too deep. Get that shovel out of the shed, HATSAKEE!
3. Try to break the taboo and talk about it with your girlfriends. A bottle of white wine and gather some tips. What do you do to make your guy horny again? Are there certain positions with supersonic effects that you didn't know existed? New pipe techniques? These are the evenings where you suddenly come to brilliant insights.
4. Watch these hottest movies with him. Maybe the best solution for all your problems.
A few last tips for this situation? Good. Give him compliments more often. Be caring. Don't underestimate the beauty of oral sex. Avoid the situation where you present yourself as asexual all day and when it's bedtime, you suddenly act like a frisky cat. Tease him a little all day. Make him long for you. Be open-minded. Tell him you find him attractive. THE SOLUTION IS NEAR!
