THE CRAZIEST CELEBRITY GOSSIP OF ALL TIME

Ladies, it's the weekend. I'm in the mood for some sleaze. And once May wrote about the five reasons why we should all gossip more. How convenient, because I just came across a list of the craziest rumors about the rich and famous. From dildos worth millions to desert rats found in some very strange parts of bodies. Here they come:

The Sex and the City quartet hates each other

And Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Catrall supposedly didn't wish each other well. But ask Sarah what she found most painful about her time on SATC, and she'll mention the rumors that all four ladies didn't like each other. Because that's not true.

Jennifer Lopez has insured her derrière

For a whopping 27 million dollars, it was said. But to ensure that this absurd story would finally come to an end, J.Lo publicly stated on late-night television in America that the claim of her having insured her butt is the biggest bullsh*t ever.

Bill Gates is the devil

Okay, this one gets a bit mathematical and I hope I can explain it in Dutch. You have the ASCII values, or the American Standard Code for Information Interchange numbers (A=65, B=66, etc.). If you add up the ASCII numbers of the name Bill Gates, you end up with the number 666. So in the world of mathematics, Bill is totally the devil.

Anna Wintour had an affair with Bob Marley

Let's go back to the ‘70s when Anna was still working as a junior fashion assistant for Vogue and she was obsessed with the reggae star. In the biography ‘Front Row: Anna Wintour’, written by Jerry Oppenheimer, Anna arranged backstage passes for a Bob Marley show. The two disappeared and were gone for a week. Anna claims this never happened, or did it?

David Beckham once bought a sex toy for 1.8 million dollars for Victoria

Rumor has it that when Vicky was pregnant with child number three, she received a platinum dildo with diamonds from hubby David. I don't really know what to make of that, but diamonds on a dildo doesn't sound very uh, comfortable.

The body of Walt Disney is frozen in Disneyland

Under Cinderella's castle in America to be more exact.

Elvis is still alive

And if that were true, he would be about eighty-one now.

And Tupac too

He has been living in Cuba for years.

Rachel Roy is ‘Becky with the good hair’

Remember? The hit ‘Lemonade’ by Beyoncé where it seemed like Jay Z had cheated with that same Becky? Read here just a few more exciting facts Kiki has discovered.

Richard Gere once stuffed a desert rat in his derrière

Well, uh, that's not very animal-friendly. And whether it's true, I don't know either. It is said that Richard was admitted to the emergency room of a hospital in Los Angeles in the early ‘90s and that after a scan, a desert rat was found in his rectum. Please tell me this is just a rumor, otherwise I can never look at ‘Pretty Woman’ normally again.

Source: Thrillist