THE CRAZIEST PLACE NAMES IN THE WORLD

Two days ago I wrote about the funniest place names in the Netherlands (trust me, you really want to check this out if you haven't read it yet), now we are going worldwide. Because there are quite a few eh, unusual villages and cities to be found on the rest of the globe. Even with our neighbors.

In the category naughty cities, I present to you:

1. Beffe (Belgium)

2. Intercourse (America)

3. Bloody Dick (America)

4. Fucking (Austria)

5. Kut (Croatia)

6. Condom (France)

7. Dildo (America)

8. Peniscola (Spain)

9. Vagina (Russia)

10. Sandy Balls (America)

11. Lully (France)

12. Leutersdorf (Germany)

“Well, your bestie is going to emigrate to Wales and you want to send a nice letter.”

Next up: the this-sounds-just-pretty-eh-gross villages. “Where do you live?” “In Anus.” And then still finish that conversation normally, huh.

1. Darmstadt (Germany)

2. Etterwinden (Germany)

3. Anus (France)

4. Blubberhouses (England)

5. Boergas (Bulgaria)

6. Kotzen (Germany)

7. Kuttekoven (Belgium)

In the category quite awkward:

1. Kutzleben (Germany)

2. Rottleben (Germany)

3. De Hel (Netherlands, I kid you not. This village is located in Friesland.)

4. Jeuk (Belgium)

5. Shit Brook (England)

6. Slettestrand (Denmark)

7. Ramsbottom (England)

8. Binzwanger (Germany)

9. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (Wales)

You understand that this is the longest place name in Europe. Well, your bestie is going to emigrate to Wales and you want to send a nice letter. THE HORROR. Whoever can pronounce this normally is allowed to come to Pilotenstraat 23 now to receive a box Tony’s Chocolonely and a standing ovation.