TIPS AGAINST PIMPLES

So, now let me first discuss a highly dubious issue with you. Do you remember that I turned thirty? Well, I did (what a party guys, what a FEEST). But then it's you and then you think you've got rid of certain things... I wake up this morning with a bruiser of a pimple. A pimple, right.

The word juvenile pimple has long been bandied about with me, because I am officially too old for that. But what about you then, pus? Brushing it away is not an option, as it positions itself right next to the corner of my mouth. You meticulously smear that unsightly thing, take a sip of coffee and yep, the blemish is visible again. Injustices girlfriend D calls them. Well, and whether I consider it an injustice.

The pimple a.k.a. the pimple a.k.a. the terror. How do you get it? Your skin is made up of sebaceous glands that, you guessed it, produce sebum. Normally this goes off without a hitch, but when one of these glands (ha, a real gland) gets clogged, it's bummer. Now you end up at the blackhead or pimple-to-be stage. The sebaceous gland wants to discharge, but it can't, causing everything to burst under the skin and, lo and behold, there it is.

What to do? These are your options.

Hands off

Keep your filthy fingers off that jetser, because a. it gets worse and b. you rub that shit all over your snout. You'll end up with new iniquities.

Home gardening

Grandma knows the advice you would think, right? Well, according to grandma, you have to dab the thing with buttermilk. Nondeju, so now I have to go back to the supermarket again for a carton of buttermilk. Green tea would also work, by the way. Joe, I'll just run to the kettle. Enne, that toothpaste? Don't, because it dries out the skin and thus irritates it.

You are what you eat...

Skip the unhealthy crap (but I really do) and drink water until you weigh an ounce. The pure good flushes out all the impurities like this, hatsekidee your body.

A nice kiss

Is the stowaway starting to pull away? Change your pillowcase (or bed, fresh). Otherwise, it will continue to swarm there and three guesses what happens when you lay your pretty head to rest.

Sleeping Beauty

Then when you get into that fresh bed, do so after cleaning your face. Something about prevention is better than cure. And prevention is exactly what you do when you brush away the day's gunk.

And finally...

Peace, cleanliness and calm. Or well, something like that. But avoid stress, put on some manana from time to time and make sure you have slept-out nights of about eight hours (val you as a bonus immediately).