Why I want to live in the W Hotel forever
For a few days now, I have been incredibly Koos Huisloos. Read here all the ins & outs of the moving drama but just to summarize, it comes down to the fact that I have temporarily returned to Kamp Moeke with my tail between my legs. A.k.a.: the old familiar nest where it is indeed very cozy, but where you especially shouldn't stay too long.
Fortunately, there was the attend Amsterdam Fashion Week,, and all Amayzine editors were welcome to house themselves in the W Hotel, including waffles with fruit in bed. I know; sometimes we have a very unpleasant job. As May says: ‘Kiki has no home anymore and lives tres glamorous in the W. That is so incredibly Coco Chanel.’ In short, it’s a great plan to sleep in the W and I’ll tell you why.
The ringtone
You would almost start stalking the reception for it. No, really, there were butt dances done in the hotel room to ‘Another day, another way. For me to open up to you. Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh.’
The shower
They don't do simple showers at the W. It's a showerhead XXXL or nothing. Oh, and the acoustics are also quite nice, I must say, if you want your inner Beyoncé to suddenly pop up. And when you step out of the shower, there is underfloor heating. Stop it with me, will you?.
The room service
Just look at this photo. I mean: foodporn all the way. Poffertjes, Dutch oatmeal waffles with goji berries, apple, dates, and younameitall-shizzle for breakfast. Eggs Benedict. Sandwiches with salmon and avocado. A bit less Fashion Week-proof for the butt, but extremely good for your mood.
The rooms are incredibly Instagrammable
It almost became a fight over who got to place the snapshot in the window sill on social media. Or the breakfast-in-bed-including-robe photo. But what do you expect with so many nice corners?
The buttons next to your bed
With which you can turn off the light in the whole room, make the room completely pitch dark so that an afternoon nap is also perfectly doable, and yes, from your bed you can even leisurely press the ‘Do not disturb’ button.
And the most important thing: the eh, closet capacity
You have to imagine that we arrived with exploded suitcases: dresses, heels, curling irons, stick-on bras; everything that was needed for fashion week. And how nice is it when your hotel room has a grande walk-in closet? One hanger for each dress? I spontaneously start spinning over these kinds of details in hotel rooms.
It seems clear to me: I need to live in the W Hotel . Has anyone won the lottery in the new year or something? Donations are very welcome. I need to rake in about ten thousand euros a month to be able to pay my rent, you know. Thanks in advance, bye!
