Exciting sex positions for when you're as flexible as a wooden plank

Do you want to surprise your guy with some acrobatics in bed, but can't remember a yoga class where you managed to lie properly in a child pose? There is hope.

Because for some wild sex positions, you don't have to bend over backwards at all. And that's nice, because this way we work on the relation and stay a little whole.

Look, you're happy that you no longer have to go to that pilates class to become ‘flexible’ if necessary. He's happy that there's some circus involved in this week's romp. Or, do you care, the romp of the day.

• Doggy. You don't have to do much more than get on your hands and knees and swing him behind you. And you can bet he loves it. Every single time.
• Missionary 2.0. Just lying on your back and banging away might be nice for both of you, but it's also a bit boring. If you now wave your legs in the air and he holds them for lack of leg muscles, then it suddenly becomes a lot juicier. And you really don't have to train for that. This is called ‘the candle’ in yoga, but you better not think about that while you're executing it.
• Against the wall. Standing is actually quite simple. Unless he's three heads taller, but that chance is pretty small. And to be able to stand, you don't need to take any sports lessons. And... There's a wall in every room. Ha. Hi.
• Sitting on a chair or couch. Him on your lap, you on his lap, you on your knees on that chair and him standing... Give it a try. You won't get sore muscles from it.
• Where you also won't get any sweat drops from: just lying on your stomach and letting him do a bit of the work, while lying on you. Namasté, darling. Namasté.

In short: plenty of choices for the anti-sporty ones among us. You can then undoubtedly start your ‘savasana’ without any doubt. Bye, yoga, I don't need you anymore. It was a fun time with you.

FACTS

• Wearing high heels often can affect the ability to orgasm.
• Women have three erogenous zones: the g-spot, the clitoris, and the opening of the cervix.
• Speaking of crazy laws: in the American state of Arizona, you may not have more than two dildos in your house.