Kiki’s Mollotenbrabbels:
week 5
Hello molloten. Did we enjoy ourselves again? Moseskriebels, what a tasks it was again, right? A game of musical chairs with cars, horror circus Tbilisi AND a word search XXL the Obese version. Only six players left in the game, how fast is that going by the way?
The atmosphere in the group this year is quite wacko to say the least. No one trusts each other, the alliances are taking next level mistress shit and eventually (spoiler alert: CLICK AWAY NOW if you haven't checked the episode yet) Loes also had to leave the field. A bit of a shame, we could have crossed her off after this episode anyway if she was the Mole, right? Just fish out 500 euros from that balloon and bring 1000 euros over the finish line with the car task. No no, Loesje was not the Mole. And so the search continues. Do you know what time it is? huh? Babbling about episode 5 in points. Let’s goooooo.
1. I’ll just start by confessing. Can we all please keep driving? It’s getting a bit crowded with that rush hour in the Stine tunnel. #StaAbsoluutInDeFile #TunnelVisie.
2. No, seriously, I’m in up to my armpits. STINE. Why are you so fanatical about trying to eliminate other candidates (who have a lot of money in the envelope) while you have zero euros yourself? Because you’re afraid others will grab jokers, you say… Hmm, forgetting for a moment that you have an exemption? WHY ARE YOU TRYING SO HARD, STINKER?
3. So many questions this episode. Why would Ruben suddenly want to become treasurer as the Mole? To then get a really unstrategic spot in the car task? The Mole would never do/want that?
4. I foresee a real television program. This week in ‘The Sneertjes van Olcay’?
Jan: “He looks a bit helpless.”
Olcay: “Yeah but that’s just a bit of Ruben’s look, right?”
5. “Do I look like someone from Waalwijk?” HAHA. Judging by Twitter, all the people from Waalwijk are now jumping on the couch. Dear people, the lady herself is from Waalwijk. A bit of humor, come on!
6. Hooooooooooly fuckers. Suddenly I wonder if I’m watching IT or an episode of WIDM. They’re releasing clowns in the arena %$#%#$ HELP.
7. Honestly cracking up over Olcay who seems to totally not care about the horror clowns and is casually trying to fix that house of cards. Which of course doesn’t work at all, but they do manage to rake in 1640 euros for the pot. The group is actually on a roll!
8. Ehm. Loes is going to sell popcorn to random people in the stands. With such candidates, you hardly need a Mole…
9. Okay, Loes makes it good with that 500 euros from the balloon, but the question remains: why did she pull that money out of her back pocket? My theory: the money was found way too quickly by Loes. So no fun TV because no scratching Olcay breaking balloons and nails and stuff. No good, spectacular balloon shot and so she had to keep it until time was up and then at the very last second shout: YES I have money! #MontageIsDeGrootsteMol. Or should I say: Moltage?
10. Haaaa-llo everyone!
How nice that you are here
Are you also on Stine?
Don’t trust her for a cent
Dig with your claws
Pull that Mole out of the ground
OKAY SORRY SORRY I’M DONE
SHITLICE MOTHER
DOESN'T EVEN RHYME
11. This season is really a kind of one night stand culture with alliances. The company is developing like a kind of couples club. What dirty little perverts, with Jan the street whore leading the way. Dude, watch out that you don’t catch a MOLSOA?
12. Olcay’s nipples are staring at me. Yes, sorry.
13. Brilliant tweet of the week? I hereby nominate ‘You can win you can Loes.’ #NoTimeForLoesers.
Current standings?
Intense Mole alert
– Stine firmly in number 1. Brought little money to the pot, vague facial expressions during the execution and the lady crossed out both the word ‘Mole’ and her own name during the word search. And she only half crossed out some words, which made guessing the final sentence more difficult.
Medium Mole alert
– Olcay and Ruben. Trust nobody. Both pulled strange tricks, both difficult to gauge. Molcay is increasingly failing to bring in large amounts. We keep these fuckers in the top 3.
Mwah Mole alert
– Simone. True true, at first I heavily suspected the journalist, but more and more I wonder if she’s just a bit clumsy. Sorry, Simoon.
0 percent Mole alert
– Jan. No. Just no. It’s also nice that there’s always one candidate each year that you can at least be sure isn’t it.
P.S.: Alright, little moles, will I see you again here next Monday? Heart at the bottom if you’re going to watch again. This episode was a bit meh in terms of tension, right, or is it just me?
P.P.S.: Want more laughs about WIDM brain farts? Check my Insta Stories at @kikiduren. See ya next week!
