Kiki's Mollotenbrabbels
week 6
‘Molliaantje as black as soot, flashes like Olcay when it needs to. This game is a little fun for her, that chick is a para mole.’ Please tell me you know this children's song, otherwise my whole intro is a mess. Yeah? Did you know it? Nice.
I don't know about you, but I enjoyed Saturday night with a capital G. The ghost hotel was back in the game, a massive relocation was organized with heavily loaded Ladas, and the candidates had control over whether they could see their screen during the test. We moles agreed: these were the best tasks in ages. I completely lost it over Jan in that car. But, of course, there's always a fucker in the game who ruins everything. And so the search continues. Do you know what time it is? Huh? Nibble the babble, here we go agaaain.
1. Am I the only one who gets a weird feeling from Stine's ode to the landscape? ‘This is a landscape I really love. Forest, fertility, and green. You can FEEL the fertility.’ Isn't that exactly what a mole loves? Fertile ground... Just saying.
2. ‘No one heard me’ – Stine
FRIEND YOU DON'T MAKE A SOUND!!!!
And how did she know she was in room five anyway?
3. Wait a minute. Are Olcay and Jan FLIRTING? She looks at him playfully, fakes a black exemption, and he touches her body to find out what else she has hidden in her pants. Well, potverdriemolletjes, I suddenly see those two having sex. She on top, of course. Rolling balls moles.
4. Just a crazy brain twist, huh, but the hotel room task was called ‘Key Position’. Key. Position. Position of the key. Who was the only one not knocking on the door and shouting? BUT SHAKING A KEYCHAIN? Okay. Just saying. Yeah, I fear I can't get out of that Stine tunnel anymore.
5. Hahaha. Honestly cracking up over this tweet: ‘I think #widm is secretly funded this year by having the candidates do side jobs as movers, taxi drivers, construction workers, and cigarette dealers.’
6. When your English pronunciation leaves much to be desired and you hear Olcay casually yelling ‘WHO COMES TO HELP YOU’ at a Georgian family. HAHA. There shouldn't be any raisins fitting in the car anymore, right, Olcay? No raisin must fit in the car.
7. I wish everyone who is about to move soon a Jan Versteegh in their life. Five if possible. Little Tetris king. #StemOpJanVoorLeuksteKandidaat.
8. When Jan practically describes all our childhood vacations in three sentences.
‘It's a bit like before. First, my dad would pack the car. That didn't work. Then my mom would pack the car. Then my dad would shake his head no. Then there would be a fight and everything would be fine again at the Van Brienenoord Bridge.’
9. For everyone wondering: what on earth is that; the Van Brienenoord Bridge is a bridge over the Nieuwe Maas on the east side of Rotterdam. There you go.
10. That’s it. Simone is my new spirit animal. ‘Yes, I am the Mole. Well, cool. Yeah. Relaxed. Shall we stop?’
11. Honestly, you must be quite a boss to say that so casually at this stage of the game. Or, eh, is she FREE from her secret now that she has spoken it out loud? She also left that 500 euros in the hotel room...
Current standings?
Intense Mole alert
Stine. That woman has made zero effort to free herself from the hotel room, has also earned zero money in the hotel itself, and has then played away two -500 cards as the only candidate, thus taking 1000 from the pot. If Stine is NOT the Mole she is just the worst candidate ever.
Medium Mole alert
Ruben. Mr. is just a bit too often in key positions. And have we ever seen Ruben make a big katsjiiing hit for the pot? I don't think so. Trust nobody.
Mwah Mole alert
Simone and Olcay. The enthusiastic Olcay is just really bringing in too much money for a Mole, and I increasingly think that Simone just has a bit of a snail's pace.
0 percent Mole alert
Did you see how Jan reacted when Ruben said he didn't need to see his screen? Genuine happiness. A wagging tail. No, Jan is Never Ever Not the Mole. And hey, that's totally okay. We all love Jan.
P.S.: Alright, little moles, will I see you here again next Monday? Heart at the bottom if you want to hire Jan as a mover NOW.
P.P.S.: Want more laughs about WIDM brain farts? Check my Insta Stories at @kikiduren. See ya next week!
