You really don't want to read this

Actually, I secretly hope that this piece reaches as few people as possible. I could have better chosen a headline like: ‘Reservation for building inspection included in model purchase contract for housing’. Just purely strategically speaking, right?.

Just kidding. Time to play open cards. Actually, I want to tip you off. Because the absolute biggest Shoebaloo sale EVER is coming. Starting Tuesday, January 30, the branch on P.C. Hooftstraat will transform into a temporary mega outlet due to a major renovation. So – sit tight because here it comes – there will be a discount of SEVENTY percent on the ENTIRE collection of shoes and bags for the whole month of February. The brands participating, you ask? In order:

Aquazzura, Balmain, Billionaire, Casadei, Diemme, Dolce & Gabbana, Dsquared2, Fendi, Gianvito Rossi, Giuseppe Zanotti, Givenchy, Gucci, Isabel Marant, Isabel Marant Étoile, Jimmy Choo, Lanvin, Mercer, Miu Miu, Philipp Plein, Philippe Model, Philipp Plein Sport, Prada, Royaums, Saint Laurent Paris, Salvatore Ferragamo, Tom Ford, Valentino Garavani, and Versace.

You understand: this is extremely dangerous. You did not read this, will not tell your friends about it, and we will not see each other on Tuesday, January 30 at 10:00 AM at P.C. Hooftstraat. Until then!