Without too much effort, gain thousands of followers on Insta: this is the secret

Following/unfollowing people is sooo 2011. And it takes a lot of effort. And we don't want to put in effort because, well, that's exactly the point of this article. Time to make your Instagram explode? This is how you do it. Piece of cake.

• Find the house of Lil Kleine , lie in front of the door and scream that you won't leave without a shoutout. 1.2 million followers, you can do the math...
• Join Temptation Island. As a couple, seducer, it doesn't matter, the followers will come pouring in.
• Or sign up for Expeditie Robinson, just like my boy Carlos.
• Wake up one morning just as handsome as Rúrik Gíslason. You know: the World Cup hit from Iceland.
• Didn’t wake up like Rúrik? Fuck your life. Luckily, you can also attract followers these days with your double chin. Just check this.
• Make a music video where you set rainbow ponies on fire and shout the word ‘Sannie’ very often (okay, maybe a bit stolen from Famke, but you’re still the second one to ever do it in the Netherlands).
• There’s no such thing as bad publicity. Become a bully vlogger and then make ten apology videos. Creating your own kech incident helps too.
• Start a relationship with Enzo Knol. HELLO, THAT GUY IS SINGLE
  NOWADAYS. Not into men and not averse to a milf? Aim all your arrows at Monica.
• Succeeded with Enzo and/or Monica? Also make a break-up video. Extra followers if you cry.
• DJs have followers. Becoming a DJ takes time and effort. We don't want that. Pretend to be a DJ and start an account with all kinds of trendy tracks and turntable shots.
• Photoshop yourself kissing Anna Nooshin.
• Still not successful? Take a famous last name. Helped Koen too. Kardashian, yes.

Images come from the Instagram of Anna Nooshin, Koen Kardashian and Monica Geuze