Chateau Meiland the gossip
How goooood, last night we briefly put our binge obsessions aside and collectively switched to SBS6 at 8:30 PM. Yes, there he was again, our spirit animal in the doorway of his chateau, the man with the most facial expressions on earth that for now just for a moment the last time a crazy marinated turkey slides into the oven for us and pours an extra large glass of wine. The last episode of the second season of Chateau Meiland is over, and that naturally deserves a follow-up.
1. Maxime in grandma's wheelchair: ‘Oh, I really feel at home in this chair, I really feel it right away.’
2. Martien: ‘I’m going to wipe this little soap first. So don’t throw anything on the floor.’
3. Maxime: ‘You have to pull, not push.’ We heard you, Maxime. Loud and clear. Up to Sweetlake City, you could say.
4. Martien about the realtor: ‘What a nice man. I get really hot from him. Oh, it’s so hot here. I just think he’s a really beautiful man. Really nice eyes. And what are those things by your eye called? Yes, eyelashes. He has really beautiful eyelashes too. He looked so special. And his name is so nice, he’s called Mathieu. Yes, Mathieu.‘
5. ‘Hi bitch. Hi bitch.’ HA HA.
6. Martien: ‘And listen, do you want something to drink? White wine? Rosé? Red wine?’ Uhm, do you perhaps have something refreshing at home?
7. I see he’s only wearing shorts that are too short now. Too high water. That’s really a turn-off. Well, there you go Mathieu, with your good behavior and your beautiful eyelashes… Bummer.
8. What will Chateau Meiland be appraised at after the renovation? Erica: I don’t think more than 600,000. Martien: ‘Definitely over a million. And otherwise, he never has to come back. That whole Mathieu the realtor not.’ HA HA.
9. And then Martien on the scale: ‘How goooooood. Well, I haven’t lost any weight at all. 67 kilos, well, only some clothes come off, say 65 kilos that I weigh. Really very good. So I haven’t lost any weight at all. Yes, you know, I also have desserts nowadays, I think that has helped too.’ Said nobody ever on a scale…
10. ‘Yeah you know, we’re going to take a break soon. Yeah, break.’
11. Martien: ‘What does it taste like?’ Erika: ‘A bit like potato… Martien: ‘Oh, I don’t feel like that at all, pomme de terre, PFF.’
Martien: ‘We’re creating a sort of living nativity scene under the tree outside.’ Maxime: ‘Yeah, that’s fun, and who are you then?’ Martien: ‘I don’t care. I just don’t know yet. You?’ Maxime: ‘I’m the holy virgin Mary.’ Martien: ‘I really need to think about it. Or no, I think one of those three kings.’ Maxime: ‘Yeah, the king of wine then.’ Martien: ‘Okay, but then I want wine now.’
‘You’re just much better than a saw.’ Look, just put that in your pocket, Maxime. Not every day does a father say that to his daughter.
Maxime: ‘What are you doing dyeing that hair separately.’ Martien: ‘Good, huh. Never unlearn it.’ Very good, Martien, just see ‘separately’ as something positive. More people should do that.
Maxime: ‘Delicious, right? I can really feel the heat from the oven.’ Martien: ‘Yeah, delicious, and you feel the vibe too.’ So hot.
: 'That's fine. A pair of glasses is a pair of glasses, right.': ‘Which ex-politician became the highest boss of ABN AMRO?’ Martien: ‘PASS!!’ Erika: ‘Who was kidnapped together with his driver Ab Doderer?’ Martien: ‘PASS!!’ Erika: ‘What is the largest airport in the Netherlands after Schiphol?’ Martien: ‘PASS!!’ Erika: ‘What words does Piet Paulusma always end with?’ Martien: ‘PASS!!’ Hahaha, one thing is for sure: no one necessarily has to be on a team with Martien in a game of 30 Seconds.
