Monday is really the worst day of the week

Those quotes that say how terrible Monday is, I find them really annoying (by the way, you do get something from these quotes). First of all: stop complaining, working is not a punishment. And the more you say that Monday is no good, the less such a day does for you. Here speaks my farmer's logic, but now it turns out to be true. What is also true? Monday is really the worst day of the week. Aiaiai, so you have a reason to complain.

On Monday you are the least healthy

You often don't feel fit and you aren't. On Monday you weigh more than on an ordinary Wednesday or Friday, which could have something to do with that Saturday pizza, and statistically speaking, most people have a heart attack on Monday. This is because your blood pressure is highest on this day of the week. So be careful when you go out.

You think it, so it is

There you have my farmer's logic, only they have a smarter term for it in psychology: self-fulfilling prophecy. If you believe that Monday sucks, then it will. Let's say you have a bit of control over it too. Tip: don't google quotes about how terrible Monday is, it helps with your grumpiness level.

Monday makes you less attractive

Or at least, if you are a woman. Not really of course, but we women don't feel as attractive on Monday as on, let's say, Thursday. I just think it has something to do with that weighing.

You feel worse

The first day of the week is particularly suitable for changing habits. More exercise, less eating, no more smoking. Bad habits are not so uplifting for your mood either. And Monday sucks just a little bit more.

Our rhythm is gone

At a quarter to seven the alarm goes off, first a shower then black coffee from a white mug, breakfast together, thirty minutes of driving with seven minutes of traffic jam. I can tell you with my eyes closed what type of man acts up at which traffic light on a workday. But the weekend ruins your rhythm and regularity, making it harder to get up on Monday. Result: more than half arrives late. Nice start to your week, yes.

Your colleagues complain

Research says that we only work effectively for three and a half hours on Monday. I say: take the afternoon off, what a waste. But how come? It could very well be your colleagues between 45 and 54 years old, because they complain a gigantic long 12 minutes per person about Monday.

Keep laughing

It even seems that Monday is so heavy that we can only produce a small smile for the first time at 11:16. Meine gute, people, that would even make me grumpy on Monday.

Source: Telegraph & Famme