Oh yes: Martien Meiland is going to present

For those who can't get enough of the adventures of the Meiland family (and especially Martien): got some good news for you. Of course, they are not crazy over there at Talpa. This weirdo had to get his own show as soon as possible and tadaaa: you wish, Talpa serves. Martien will present the new SBS program Cash or Trash, reports Weekend. Sounds like a title that would normally be pushed straight towards Gordon - or should I say snorted, yuck, lame - but he has other things on his mind. Anyhow, Martien seems to be the new loose-lipped showpiece in the SBS stable and we just love it. ‘Honestly, I've already said way too much. I don't even know if it was supposed to be known that I was going to present it,’ said Martien. Oh, how delightful, dude. Can’t wait. Is it already half past eleven? WINE, wine, wine!!!