The 7 issues you have when exercising with large breasts

“And then you pull your arms tight down along your body,” said my trainer. I really wanted to, but on the way from those two arms towards my hips were the sides of my breasts, and I didn't know where they should stay in the story. So I just kind of fumbled around it with a bent elbow. Exercising with large breasts, it's a thing, it's two things. What am I saying? Seven.

1. Anatomically, sometimes you are just not able to do an exercise. Anyway, chin-on-your-chest is already chin-on-your-breasts, because those two immediately tumble towards the neck area when you lie on your back in a sports bra. But sometimes I have to fumble to get them past my tightly strapped friends. Or when you're lying on your stomach and you have to lift your arms and legs, then you're actually lying on your breasts, yes, and they kind of flatten themselves against the mat.

2. Sometimes you think you're going to suffocate in your own breast area. For example, when you have to roll back in yoga, you get smothered (there's no Dutch word that describes this feeling as correctly as smothered) and you come gasping for air back up. As if you've just dived into a wave that's too big.

3. Shopping for a sports bra, another thing, it can't get any less sexy in your life. I always order a stack to try on at home incognito. The misery starts with the name. You have light weight (cute), medium weight (pretty normal), and heavy weight... Heavy, that sounds a bit like you're a cross between a Viking and Lola Ferrari. Heavy means heavy. No cup size that can fix this damage. You have heavy breasts, it's official.

4. The flagship among sports bras seems to be the shock absorber. The. Shock. Ab. Sor. Ber. Does anyone have anything to add to this? No? Me neither.

5. One without a closure is not an option, because after you've been sweating for sixty minutes, you will never get that top rolled or stripped over your breasts again. You end up in a straitjacket on the sticky floor of the changing room.

6. Running, girls, running. Running breasts are hard to keep in check. I find the bouncing while boxing hell. The ladies just bounce along a bit, meanwhile you have to quickly tap the bag, and then it becomes a bouncy thing over there.

7. Men staring at your breasts with their mouths open can be found everywhere, but in the gym, it's a bit more awkward. You've just laced them into the harness and then some guy (I can't call him anything else) is still staring. But how and why, hello?

P.S.: It even seems that one in five women does not exercise because of large boobies. Girl, don't do it, just strap that thing in. Who cares.

P.P.S.: Women in this province have the largest breasts in the country.