The MAFS couples if I were to match them

By now I consider myself a real expert. Rightly so, if you think about the fact that you've spent over two work weeks watching Married At First Sight Australia? Call it a pointless pastime, I've actually learned quite a bit from it. For example, how not to match people. Because it seems like the experts sometimes do it on purpose. And that could really be the case: everything for the ratings, huh.

So I thought: what they can do, I can do too. For the ratings AND for true love. And since next season is going to be an All Star season... Hey producers, if you happen to read this and can also speak Dutch: I'm available as an expert, you know. Just put me on your couch.

For the ratings:
Susie and David
What a witch she was, my god. And David (who was matched with Hayley in season 6) is such a weird guy, it can't be anything other than leading to World War III, right? Just think of the arguments we would get to see.

Ines and Ivan
This seems really hilarious to me. Ines finds him anything but attractive, but he is a bit more articulate than Bronson. These two would clash so hard that I actually want them to be matched in the All Star season.

Hayley and Sam
Sam deserves to be told the truth for once. Not that Hayley always had a point with the things she yelled, but she did yell. And that's exactly what makes for good TV.

Dino and Aleksandra
I believe there are hardly two people who are more extreme opposites than they are. This would be so awkward. Just imagine the honeymoon of those two... Pure enjoyment.

Jess and Michael
Well, actually Stacey and Michael are already providing the best TV. And Stacey and Jess have quite a bit in common. It would be best for the drama if Jess were first matched with someone else (Mikey, for example?) and then wanted to do a partner swap with Michael.

For love:
Mark and Mishel
Ning and Mark didn't end up together, partly because Ning was quite an ice queen at the beginning. Mark, on the other hand, was immediately open to love and so was Mishel. Steve, on his part, was really a dodo. Two people who were both really in it, but whose partner let them down (also physically). This match would have been much better.

Lizzie and Billy
Don't get me wrong: it's great that Lizzie is still a couple with Seb, but I actually see this much more. I even think they resemble each other a bit. Only then Billy is the slightly nicer version.

Nic and Connie
I am a really big fan of Connie. I find her so sweet and nice. I also think Nic is really a sweetheart, and even Cyrell I found quite hilarious (and at least she said it like it is), but those two together... No, that obviously didn't work. But Nic and Connie? YAAA. Make this happen please.

Mike and Heidi
Just give them another chance. I refuse to believe that this didn't work between them. I really liked them.

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