Howdy folks. I have a new morning ritual. I eat candy for breakfast. No shit. At least, that's how it feels. I’ve never tried it before so no idea if it works, but I’m on the vitamin gummies for skin, hair, and nails. And kind of Red Band if you’re in for fun, but then a (vegan) gummy with raspberry flavor. Ideal for when you find vitamin pills absolutely terrible like me. It contains biotin (keeps your hair strong and shiny) and selenium (good for your nails). They promise that, right, at Yummy Gums. You get it: I’m doing some serious fieldwork and if I have hysterically shiny hair and nails in a few months, I’ll come back to you. Yeah, you got that yummy-yum. That yummy-yum, that yummy-yummy…