Fight over wine at Angelina and Brad's

The separation that seems to last forever: that of Brangelina. Or rather, they have been trying to go through life since 2016 as a loose Brad and a loose Angelina, but that is not exactly without its bumps. And yes: there is yet another new stumbling block. The two have a bit of a quarrel over wine.

And not just any wine, no: Miraval. In other words, their own winery, where Brad is now mainly at the helm and of which Angelina is only still a co-owner on paper. And she is quite fed up with that now, especially since there is a gigantic party ready to buy her share. And she would get a mere 60 million for it. Do you realize, just like I do now, that we all could have gone into the wine business? That rosé from Miraval is really crazy and apparently also a gold mine. Seems like an ideal job for this functioning alcoholic.

But well, Angelina is interested in that 60 million, but there is a problem. When their divorce was initiated, it also meant that her shares were frozen, because all their joint property had not yet been officially divided. That happens in court and freezing such shares is a standard procedure, but if your divorce has already been going on for about five years, I can imagine that at some point you want to get rid of some baggage, especially if you get such an amount for it.

According to Angelina, her lawyers have contacted Brad's camp several times to arrange this — preferably without a formal hearing — but she kept getting a ‘I’ll get back to you’ in return and you guessed it: they never came back.

That’s why she has now asked the judge to lift that freeze preferably yesterday, because the offer of 60 million won't last forever. If we all just pool our savings, can we step in as a group? Being the owner of a vineyard and Brad Pitt as a partner... I can think of worse scenarios.