Do you really feel at ease with your lover?

I used to be the queen of faking. I would buy special Havana Club rum aged twenty years for the guy who was coming over, but I would pour a good amount out to give the impression that I just happened to have his favorite drink on hand. And then he would think it was meant to be and that we would live happily ever after together. Ha. As soon as he left my apartment, I would fill my lungs to balance out the nicotine withdrawal from the past sixteen hours because I didn't smoke around him. That was the kind of person I was. Until I met my true love while downing a Barclay menthol with my first morning coffee, peeing with the door open so we could keep chatting, and just said that I had bought that Stolichnaya vodka especially for him. Anyway. How you behave says a lot about the balance in your relationship. So here we go. Let's line up the checklist. 1. Peeing while he is around I understand that you keep the second act for yourself. It should all remain a bit magical. But being able to pee, I find quite fundamental.

2. Walking around without makeup
Eva Jinek once said it beautifully. 'My face without makeup is a privilege for only a few people. If I share that with you, you belong to my intimates.'.

3. Falling asleep with your mouth open
That wasn't your intention, of course, but when it happened, it didn't matter.‘

4. Showing your weird hobbies
Yes, you love birdwatching. So what? Not sexy, but who cares.

5. Not hiding your newly shopped clothes
Yes, you have a shopping need bordering on addiction. So? The local businesses just need your help, and it's your own money, so no reason to make a secret of it.

6. Hanging your pants on the hook after eating
Letting out a burp is also allowed.

7. Eating the cream filling out from between the double wafer cookies and throwing the cookies away
8. Having your dog in bed.

Because you did that for 'you two' as well, and it might be a bit gross, but it's cozy.

9. Asking if there's something stuck in your teeth and then showing all the corners in detail
10. Stepping on the scale while he is around.

11. Morning kisses while you haven't brushed your teeth yet

12. Complaining about chafing thighs in warm weather

Final result

With a score of 12 out of 12

Meant to be, happily ever after, I think you do that 'one thing' when he is around.

You really feel at ease, but you also want to maintain a bit of magic and decorum, and I must say: that's not entirely unimportant in life.
Maybe you should show a bit more of yourself. It only makes you more colorful and unique. Let the mask drop for a moment: if your partner likes you, they like you. With all your flaws and strengths.

9-12
I would say: take a look around you. This doesn't seem like the best match to me.

6-9
May with Ew.

1-5
Until I met my true love, while downing a Barclay menthol with my first morning coffee, peeing with the door open so we could keep chatting, and just said that I had bought that Stolichnaya vodka especially for him.