Temptation Island: The Aftertalk

The end is now really in sight, I realized last night. How many do we have left, three, four maybe? Nice reunion added; that's going to be a huge feast this year. And no matter how intense this season is (most of it comes from all the storylines around Bertus), no one has jumped into bed with each other yet. ‘Still’ I indeed say, because I have a feeling that this episode will see that happen. Let's start dating. Ready, set, gooooo. PS. What new sensational story will Bertje come up with tonight?

1. This sleepover gives me major high school vibes. Oohh, a man in boxers. Oehoehoehhhh.

2. How Julia looks at Aylin = how all of the Netherlands looks at Aylin: having no idea what the actual issue is.

3. OOOH. The very first kiss. Nico is going for it.

4. ‘It's a love story,’ says the man participating in a show to prove to his partner that he can be faithful after kissing someone else.

5. But okay, great that Donna is just doing this. I wish her a nice, loyal guy. Jimi and she are just cute.

6. Dear Nico, if you want things not to go too fast, maybe you should wait until you break up with your current partner before jumping into bed with someone else. Just a little idea, you know.

7. Just a quick note: of all the couple seducers matches, Jaydi and Ricky are the only ones still together, right? They were really a nice couple.

8. Creators: we really don't need to watch Nico and Laure rolling around for a minute and listen to her moaning. That message was clear after five seconds.

9. We've been going for a quarter of an hour and we haven't received any sign from Bertus. Is everything okay?

10. HAHA. And I realize now that Wouter hasn't either. Actually, someone should tally or time how much text the poor man has had.

11. Just a note for the editorial team: we are really not invested in the drama surrounding Aylin and Efrain. I speak for all viewers when I say we don't believe this couple.

12. ‘I'm just sitting here, yes... Biting through three sour apples. Yet I still don't taste the sweet.’ HAHA.

13. Huh? What did I miss? Does Bertus have a sick click with Kim? Did he show her his balls?

14. I seriously thought he was talking about that one woman who was supposedly waiting for him at home, but apparently he's forgotten about her too.

15. Come on Nico, be a bit of a man. Treating Laure like this the day after is not very nice.

16. ‘Delphine is eager to learn, so she's open to learning new things.’ And, Joop: are you going to ‘teach her all those things’? A whole new world a la Aladdin? Hm-hm. I think so too, yes.

17. Bertus, you can want so much. So far, I haven't seen any signal that Kim is even a little into him. He is really becoming a bit delusional.

18. It's actually a shame that Wouter gets so little text, because he is the only one who sees the real Bert as we see him.

19. Yes. I enjoy this. HAHA. Sorry Bertus, but this is karma. He is going to be rejected hard and this is going to be delicious.

20. This explanation from Bertus to Kim: this is really not at all how you told it just two minutes ago. Back then you were still talking about feelings.

21. Are there psychologists in the audience who can tell if this is heading towards a pathological liar?

22. YOU GO, KIM. Crazy person!!

23. By the way, have you noticed that even the creators no longer have the energy to ask Bert questions? He is now already asking them all out loud to himself and also immediately answering. Exhausting.

24. Joop saying he is looking forward to Donna gives me really creepy vibes. I feel absolutely zero sexual chemistry between them.

25. The questions are of course what Aylin has to say/acted, but especially: is Bertus going on a dream date by himself?

26. It's wonderful that all of Twitter is still mainly holding a tirade about Bert. Would he dare to look at Twitter himself actually?

https://twitter.com/nanniestweets/status/1453997319758749700

https://twitter.com/jaytjemineetje_/status/1453813401969471489

https://twitter.com/DeKlaagbaard/status/1453809900627369989

https://twitter.com/Eschkoo/status/1453806438338465793

https://twitter.com/_lowiezze/status/1453683315005923328

https://twitter.com/apermanenthug/status/1453789044974964740

https://twitter.com/_BrittRave/status/1453707964167110661

https://twitter.com/SanderinaH/status/1453564741520080896

https://twitter.com/journalieste/status/1453508122430087176

https://twitter.com/journalieste/status/1453507474330431492

https://twitter.com/elfalcone/status/1453506426626842624