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TEMPTATION ISLAND: THE AFTERTALK

I must admit that I wasn't really looking forward to this episode, because you already know what's going to happen: Wouter and Julia are going home as a couple and Donna and Nico, well... not. It's a bit of a shame that the participants aren't very subtle on social media, so you already know who is still together and who is in new relationships. Videoland, can you please give them a little tap on the fingers? They are a bit too eager with their Instagram fame this year. But okay, the second-to-last episode: we're going for it again.

1. Nico can really talk nonsense, you know. You just had sex, that's what you're trying to say.

2. Donna and Jimi are still cute. I don't think they talk to each other at all in the Netherlands anymore, but hey, isn't this how you want to have a holiday romance?

3. Very clever to have Wouter and Julia as the first couple, because we all know that this is going to be a very boring reunion.

4. I mean: it's really nice that they are leaving the island as a couple and have gone through everything perfectly.

5. But we want catfights between Delphine and Bertus and we still have to wait a week for that.

6. Oh no! Wait. That Niels is going to snitch on Julia hard. It's still going to get juicy.

7. Um, whut? Is this for real?

8. Julia puts on a playlist called ‘I want to fuck you hard’ (it must be high-quality music) and from that, Niels concludes that it's about him.

9. I find that a bit of a stretch.

10. HAHA. That confusion on Julia's face. Then you know right away that Niels is full of bullshit.

11. Wow, Nico finally shows a bit of self-reflection. It would indeed be quite hypocritical to have an opinion on Donna's actions.

12. Huh? Why don't they get the opportunity to ask someone a question? I think Donna would have liked to know why Laure was Presley's replacement. Missed opportunity.

13. Loooove Donna. Ice cold. Exactly what Nico deserves.

14. And then he still goes in with a straight leg, completely forgetting that he didn't want to be hypocritical. Mission failed.

15. HAHA. Thanks Viktor, for this reminder. ‘But you also cheated on her in Belgium, right Nico?’ Yes, let's talk about that too.

16. You can also tell that Monica and Viktor are so done with Nico.

17. Okay, so Nico cheated on Donna in Belgium, probably when they already knew they were participating in this program. I have my thoughts on that too.

18. Also in the Netherlands, Wouter's sponsorship deal is still going strong. He literally hasn't worn another brand even once.

19. Whuuut? Wouter and Julia no more? I find that a bit of a shame. I didn't see that coming.

20. How he also taps with his finger when she is crying. So impatient. Are you ready?

21. I could never hear that whole ‘can we say dirty things’ again and it would still be too much.

22. Aiiii, this doesn't surprise me at all. Of course, Nico has cheated more often. Something about where there's smoke, there's fire.

23. YES, Donna, dry fuck whoever you want. You go, girl.

24. Nico is not ready for a house, garden, tree. He is right about that: if you can't even say the expression correctly (it's three words!), you're probably indeed not ready for it.

25. The juiciest part of the whole episode: the preview of Delphine and Bertus. Bertus is going completely loco. This is going to be intense.

26. Yes, again the funniest tweets in a row.