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Temptation Island: The Aftertalk episode 5

So, before you know it, you're already on episode five of Temptation Island. It actually goes by pretty quickly, a season like that. By the way, has anyone kept track of how many times Bert has had to shed a tear? Not that I wish him misery, but I'm curious about the final score on that. I'm also curious if he will realize that he has secretly been living in his own Big Brother thanks to Delphine's cameras. I have a lot of thoughts on that, by the way. I really have a lot of thoughts on this entire episode. Yes, we're going for it again.

1. Don't get me wrong, I really feel bad for Donna, but... Your boyfriend participated in Ex On The Beach in 2018. Are you really surprised that your participation is going this way? Really?

2. Hahaaa, that Bert is going completely wild. He's really enjoying himself here. No one tracking your phone, delightful. Okay, just like at home, cameras in every corner of the house, but he's already used to that. Maybe that's why he's so relaxed so quickly.

3. Quick shoutout to the person responsible for the subtitles: without you, I literally wouldn't have understood a word from Bert.

4. Wait. Stop. Bert himself is finding out at the same time as us, on TV, that his girlfriend is hanging cameras at home?

5. Noooo, this can't be happening. That Delphine. How dare her guy jerk off in his own house. Who does he think he is, the resident? Uh, wait a minute...

6. No, but seriously, isn't this just seriously illegal? Can a lawyer explain this to me? And can that same lawyer maybe help to get Bert out of there safely #freebertus

7. But Aylin, the same goes for you: what did you expect, really. Your boyfriend participated last year. Last. YEAR. When he apparently already had a relationship with you, he was seen on TV as a seducer in this same program. If you're still surprised now, you really need to work on your expectation management.

8. Random thought in between: if those seducers vote Delphine out because she doesn't open up, I'll start a petition to keep Bert. I don't care that it has already been recorded. We'll raise money to send him on vacation alone.

9. Bert, dry your tears, the woman of your life is not someone who wishes you to miss that orgasm every day. You shouldn't have that kind of negativity in your life.

10. Efrain asking if he also has a campfire as if he hasn't participated in Temptation Island before.

11. HAHA. Dude. It's really not a cool line that ‘appearance makes a man come, inner self makes a man stay.’ You said it last week too and that was already one time too many. Stop making it happen.

12. Plus point for Victor that he emphasizes that these are snapshots. Minus point for the men that they forgot that reminder after two seconds.

13. Who is that ‘we’ that Fatih is talking about? The one that doesn't say relationship material but ‘wifey material’? So that's a separate club or something that you belong to?

14. Efrain: *hears that his girlfriend is seen as wifey material by someone else*
Efrain: ‘I see that she's drinking two glasses of alcohol. TWO. I'm just shaking here.’

15. Yeah, HELLO producers, are you doing okay? The only time Delphine wasn't crying or saying she missed Bert, you cut that out. Sneaky foxes there.

16. Aiii, those images for Nico are tough, you know.

17. Aiii, that statement from Donna that she's ‘already 26’ is painful for me as a 32-year-old.

18. YES Bert, I can honestly say and speak for all of the Netherlands that they indeed prefer you to stick your flute in every hole right now. Go for it. GOOOO.

19. Oh god, Nico is going for it, you know. Mark my words. He's going to stick his flute in that hole, to speak in Bert's words.

20. Noooo, if Delphine decides to leave, I'm done. Do you hear that, makers? DONE. Let Bert stay!

21. Yes, yes, a lot happened on Twitter again. Bert, are you following along? Run.