Kanye West and girlfriend Julia Fox: I have questions

So many questions. I don't even know where to start, but I'll do my best. Okay, as is perhaps reasonably well known, Kanye West has snagged a new wife, namely actress Julia Fox. This was already quite strange, because after knowing each other for a week, she already wrote an extensive blog about their first date that reads more like satire than serious, but well, it is a genuinely heartfelt blog. About how he took her to a restaurant and then did a shoot among dining people. Is this romance, nowadays?

Well, the two lovebirds have been inseparable since early January and it seems to me that Kanye just wants a second Kim. It is well known that he completely revamped her wardrobe (in other words: threw it in the trash) to style her to his taste. And now he is doing exactly the same with Julia Fox. Only... Sorry, but this is just completely missing the mark? And that during Paris Fashion Week.

What happened to her eyeshadow? This reminds me so much of the moment when you want to put on eyeliner and notice that one eye is always a bit thicker than the other, and that you have to correct that and ultimately end up with this. Julia Fox just dares to go out the door like this. I think it's brave.

And then also Kanye's face: how much clearer do you want it to be that he is fully going for the Kardashian look? We all still remember how Kim walked around as a shadow, which apparently was a true fashion statement, and now Kanye is doing exactly the same. I can only think: how on earth are you supposed to drink with this mask on?

This look is also worth mentioning. Again that black eye makeup, and apparently the pointed shapes at breasts are also completely hip again, because she has that in both outfits as well. I think it looks quite strange and it mainly reminds me of Austin Powers, where those fembots could shoot people from their breasts. But well: this is probably just another huge fashion statement that completely goes over my head.

But then a little about Kanye: those boots. THOSE BOOTS. If you haven't caught all their paparazzi photos from recent times (I can understand, there were quite a few): he LIVES in these boots. No outfit passes by without him wearing them. Now I was really all for the Uggs coming back on trend, but this?

No, just give me Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson as the new power couple. Nothing beats his BDE.