This is how they have sex abroad
In Greek, Spanish, Italian (or Tibetan)
Na de show zou je denken: die twee zijn een ongelofelijk goed restaurant ingedoken voor een fles champagne om de dag te vieren. Oké, dat goede restaurant was er. Klinkt misschien wat minder, maar we aten bij Pizza East. De aller allerlekkerste pizzeria van Londen, in het hippe Shoreditch. Oké, en toevallig zo’n drie meter van ons hotel, dus we konden rollend naar huis. Gin Mule or three In Greece, it comes up: what does it mean to do it Greek style again? Was it between the breasts or through the back door? My sex vocabulary used to be broader, but I have repressed that. You understand: the bottom Greek stone had to be on top. Read and shiver occasionally, the International Positions Dictionary.
Greek style
Through the back door, yes, it means anal sex. So if someone suggests a Greek number, you know what to expect (or not, of course). It's something very different from dancing the sirtaki.
Italian style
Okay, I think I need to recover from this, but doing it Italian style is armpit sex. ARMPIT SEX. That it exists, I had no idea. So be careful if that hot Italian maneuvers his penis a bit too close to your armpit and whispers incomprehensible words in your ear. Armpit is ‘ascella’, you have been warned.
French style
Ah nice, we move away from the armpit and talk about French style sex, the good old fashioned blowjob. They remain chic, those French. This is how you become a master in fellatio.
Russian style
Also known as coitus a mamilla, never heard of that term, but it means he wants to have sex with your breasts. Just an extra intelligent tidbit, the words memmen and mammen are derived from mamilla. Logical.
And now we wish you all a particularly internationally oriented week. If you want to make a trip to the belly slider, golden mountain or firefly, this is what you need to do.
