Are you the DUFF of your friend group?
The Designated Ugly Fat Friend
Okay, I am fully aware that I am not going to make any new friends today, but I still want to talk about the DUFF. Just in case you are not familiar with the term, it stands for: Designated Ugly Fat Friend. And there are people who claim that every friend group has one. That one friend who makes you shine just a little bit more. Yeah, I'm making you think now, huh? Or if you are the one yourself. Well girlfriend, here’s the checklist to find out if you are the DUFF of your own friend group:
- Your friends are all much prettier than you are, and everyone knows it.
- When guys approach you, it’s only to ask you about your friends. You are not intimidating, and you are the one with all the information about all your pretty girlfriends.
- Free drinks at the bar, you can just forget about those. They are never offered to you.
- Free entry too.
- You are seen as one of the guys. Just because you are not pretty enough to date, so that friendzone is not unfamiliar territory for you.
- Dates? Aren't those dates in English?
- Valentine's Day is another one. You spend it every year with pizza and your cat.
- When you do meet a nice boy and introduce him to your friends, he ends up going home with one of them because, well, they are of course much prettier and more fun.
- That first F stands for FAT. Because apparently, you are that.
Take this all with a grain of salt, ladies. Of course, the above is all complete nonsense. I don’t know who ever brought this to life, but a DUFF? What a load of bullsh*t. The movie, on the other hand, is fun. So here it is: the movie tip for today is The DUFF. Enjoy!
