Positions that men are no longer allowed to do
Because honestly, you look anything but sexy
Topic of discussion when you're out partying with your girlfriends? Exactly: the man. Why they are so divine, why they are incredibly annoying, and all sizes of the penis are also discussed in detail. The gnome hat, the eggplant, the Pythagorean theorem, and let's not forget the tinky winky's what they do with them and what they especially should NOT do with them.
Can we talk for a moment about that ‘not’ situation regarding sex? Because seriously boys, what's up with always throwing our legs in the air? If you want to talk about one of the most unflattering sex positions that exist (for the woman), this might be it. No matter how fit you are, even those killer abs of yours don't make you look sexy when you're lying on your back and the guy has your legs over his shoulders. I totally get that they enjoy it, everything is just a bit tighter down there, but after a round of discussion with my girlfriends and also here at the editorial office, this is a position that we think should be immediately removed from the assortment. Especially when you have to deal with a man with size XXXL.
Okay okay, everyone has their own preference of course and I know there are plenty of women who go completely wild for this position and that it doesn't matter to them how they lie. Yes sorry, I really prefer sex when you also feel sexy, whether it's a quickie or not. And from a questionnaire conducted by Men’s Fitness, the following responses came when women were asked what made them totally unhappy in bed:
– ‘I hate when guys put my legs above my head and pin them against me. It makes me feel like I have to barf. Besides, if I wanted to be Betty Spaghetti I would have been a gymnast.’
– ‘Legs in the air. It feels like a diaper change or a very intimate bikini wax.’
– ‘I really don’t like the Legs-Up-On-Shoulder position. It pushes my boobs up all funny and my love handles are smooshed out.’
– ‘Reverse Cowgirl. I’m really not into the whole ’please look directly at my ass’ thing.’
– ‘When a guy picks you up and holds you against the wall, because half the time he can’t do it.’
– ‘Spooning. Never figured out how to make that work.’
Still a few times with the legs in the air, huh? Well, luckily there are always the positions that both parties enjoy. Happy humping! (Yes, I really just said that.)
Source: Men’s Fitness
