Fun & Famous

THE TYPES OF MEN YOU ENCOUNTER WHEN YOU GO OUT

Do you remember the list of men you once had to jump on? Well, you can meet them in the pub if you want to know. But those are not the only gems (cough) you encounter during a night out. Because you can be sure that you also recognize the ones below.The man who really just needs to go home.

Because he has had one beer/vodka/whiskey too many, is completely drunk, and nothing decent comes out anymore.

The handsome man who makes your gay-dar not work.

He is such an intense pretty boy and you actually know he is gay, but you don't accept that, so you still flirt with him, knowing that your night will end in rejection.

The old man who still thinks he is young.

Everything is

going great, next level and he’s feelin’ you. But you’re not feelin’ his behavior because he is definitely 50+, but acts as if he has a few years left until his dirty thirties. Just call it a midlife crisis., The bartender.

Free shots, always fun. But know that you might be the apple of his eye that night, but he will have forgotten you by tomorrow.

The married man who has tucked his ring into his back pocket.

He flirts with you all night, might even want to go home with you for a quickie, but won’t stay over because he has to work early the next day. In reality, he just goes home to wake up next to his wifey in the morning.

‘Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?’.

“The butt pincher”

Come on, hand on your butt and move on.

The man who smells bad from his mouth.

And doesn’t pick up on any of your hints. Maybe then

just be honest with him The man who thinks he can dance?

Do you remember that ad from Holland Casino, tip number 9?

That’s it The man wearing a beanie while it’s f*cking hot inside.

Or keeps his leather jacket on. It’s boiling hot inside. What are you doing?

The man in the corner who just stares

So awkward, these people. They stand there all alone with a beer, sniping every girl from head to toe. I’ve got chills, they’re multiplying – but not in a good way.

The man with the bad pick-up lines.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Goodbye and thanks.

“Do you remember the list of men you once had to jump on? Well, you can meet them in the pub...