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All talents of Donald Trump in a row

Ahh, for everyone who sees Donald Trump as the perfect form of entertainment; I’ve come across something beautiful again. The president always loves to put himself on a towering pedestal. He can do anything – according to him – and has won an award for just about everything. And they’ve neatly laid it all out at The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and I’m telling you: it’s hilarious. So for you, the monthly dose of Donald Trump absurdity. For some, I honestly don’t even know what he means. Here you go:

– The Most Conservative Person in the World

– The Greatest Jobs President That God Ever Created

– The Strongest Person on the Second Amendment That Exists

– The Most Militaristic Person

– The Best Thing That Ever Happened to the Secret Service

– One of the Great Temperaments

– The Least Antisemitic Person That You’ve Ever Seen

– One Of The Great Memories Of All Time

– The Most Presidential Person Ever

– The Least Racist Person You Have Ever Interviewed

- Has The Best Words

In short, Trump must have a cabinet full of all his ‘awards’ at home. Custom-made, everything.