TEMPTATION ISLAND GIBBERISH
episode 6
Ha, disaster tourists! A very horny good morning. This was the episode we've been waiting for huh? Campfire two. Kevin going to see how his cuckoo girl plays rocking horse with Joshua. Amai, we are not even halfway through this season (day 6 on the island) and the drama content has already peaked. Meanwhile, Mezdi the ‘grab her by the pussy boy’ is running around playing the holy bean and Jeremy is still afraid of any social contact at all (Jeremy we find you sooooo boring come on dude, loosen up a little.) At Villa Ayundra, Megan wakes up wonderfully relaxed next to Joshua. The Joshua who totally destroys her today in all the interviews he gives, and so the saga continues.
Well, shall we? I looked Temptation Naailand And this is what I thought.
1. Yasmine is going to wake Jeremy up with a breakfast. Who? Yasmine? Known for saying ‘I'm really sneaky’. Um. So sneaky we don't know you girlfriend.
2. Best tweet of the week. ‘Who says Temptation Island is mindless television! I've already learnt two new words: socialising and hypocritical!’
3. “I really fancy the bonfire” - said nobody ever at Temptation.
Nobody, except for Tim.
If I were on that island, I would have torched his sausage T-shirt right now.
4. We go one step further.
“I'm so happy that I'm going to see the dimples in her jaws again,” she said.”
And after seeing the clip.
“Can I see her again one more time?”
DOE. NORMAL #$%@*@&
5. The biggest difference between Megan and Danielle at the campfire?
Danielle: “I just really don't know what to expect.”
Megan: “Ikweeookehhniewadakmoeverwach'n.”
6. Meghan: “I said teeh'n Kevin: ‘erinner j’ wa'eb hezehd.‘
Do you think it's daft that the bloke didn't understand all that either?
7. HAHAHA the three sanctimonious faces of the remaining boys when Mezdi says he really doesn't know what he would have done wrong. *Here's room for the cricket sound.
8. Oh help. Kevin and Megan's turn. Shit is happening. We've been waiting for this for a fortnight. Taking a break. Just grabbing some food to nibble nervously my god. I suddenly feel vicarious shame.
9. How terrible this. How awful. I was totally Team Megan but now secretly find Kevin very sad with those red cheeks.
10. Oh I just read that Megan confessed on Goedele On Top that Kevin cheated not 5 but over 20 times in cheating. Okay I don't think Kevin is pathetic anymore.
11. DAFAK! Are you quietly checking Temptation Island, suddenly there comes a ‘Did you miss me?’ from Who is the Mole in between. Did that really have to be so creepy?
12. If Danielle feels like saying ‘I think there's something wrong with me’ or ‘it's God's will’ one more time, I'm going to scream.
13. Meanwhile, we do seducers on Coconut Island stone paper scissors who should sacrifice themselves to crawl on Kevin.
14. My thoughts every time ‘Inge the swim coach’ tries to make a move...?
KINDERLOKKER. GET AWAY FROM THAT KEVIN.
How old ís that woman?
15. My first tattoo. Really fancy. What kind of design? Ah gosh, just something simple. A lady in a wolf or something. Anything. HAHAHA.
P.S: What we are raffling off on my Instagram this week @kikiduren? Swan's puntaniklem (to get practically every bloke between your legs, ideal!) a custom-made werewolf by Fabrizio and check out the final of TI at my house. Trust me: that will be rioting.
P.P.S: heart at the bottom if you can't wait for the moment when Tim starts doing weird antics with Sherishjjjj. You know it's going to happen. Amai, amai...
