Things you only understand if your zodiac sign is Taurus
Hello, it's national horoscope week at the Amayzine house. Today it's my task to dive into the wonderful world of the Taurus, yes, the well-horned friends born between April 20 and May 20. I fall on May 6 exactly nicely in.
The Taurus. We are a bit stubborn. Loyal and down-to-earth. Friendly and composed. We enjoy a nice, chill, stable life without too much fuss and are quite romantic. But, eh, we didn't get that broad head with horns for nothing, where we can easily string someone along if we don't like what's happening. Not that we do it quickly, no no, the Taurus mainly loves safety. But we do have quite a strong will and I must say: I always thought horoscope stuff was bullshit (haha, bull crap) but now that I delve into it more, I really recognize a lot.
Are you also a Taurus? Then according to the horoscope...
– Patient and reliable
– Warm-hearted and loving
– Peaceful and you love safety
– Additionally, you have extreme dedication and strong willpower
– No one will ever ride you, but if you trust a leader, you will willingly and loyally follow them
But on the other hand...
– Jealous and possessive. Ouch.
– Resentful and stubborn.
– Pleasure-seeking and greedy (we place a lot of value on money and possessions).
– Not really a fan of big changes.
– You can wallow in self-pity.
We Tauruses also hate...
– Being disturbed
– Being pushed too hard
– Being rushed
– Staying indoors
This is all annoyingly recognizable. What I also recognize is the revenge part of the Taurus. ‘If they feel that someone has hurt them, they can hold a grudge for a long time and cling to the pain this has caused.’ Forgiving? I'm not great at that. If someone flashed me in some way back in school, I could stay angry for years. That stubbornness comes back, I think.
But generally, you really have to do something serious to make us switch to bullfight mode, because we prefer to avoid arguments or awkward situations. Or laugh them off. Be a bit silly. But if someone provokes us, we can explode in violent outbursts of almost obsessive rage, in which we seem to lose all control over ourselves. Yep, in that regard, we are a bit crazy. But fun crazy. Caring, homely partners and gentle parents. Creative and good entrepreneurs. Put that in your pocket too.
But now it comes. At the moment I thought I had everything... ‘Because their body type tends to physical laziness, Tauruses can suffer from obesity.’ Aaaaah look, NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE, HAHAHA.
