Sex à la Italian style: ever tried this position?

Aaah, beautiful Italy. Where people talk with many hand gestures, where many women work in top positions, where people are known for their temperament and of course the food. Ooooh, the food. Yes, I could go on for hours about it because I love Italian food, but also that temperament. Because yes, then the bedroom is often included.

So I went on a little investigation. How does it work, sex Italian style? I often find it hilarious that every nationality has its own position. Greek style, Russian style, whatever you want. Yes, also Dutch style is possible. I looked up what The Italian Style was and… I am fascinated.

Fun fact: Italians have few children compared to other countries. In fact, in 2018 it even went so far that politics got involved: this had to change. More kids needed to be born. Is it perhaps because the Italian position is one that is very safe if you don't want to get pregnant? That can't be a coincidence, right?

Okay, let’s get into position. This position is only suitable for a man/woman or a man/man situation. And the man (or one of the two men) will position himself behind the other. Can be standing, lying down; whatever you prefer.

Then he rides without penetration (not anal, no) the other between the buttocks until he comes. Voilà, a very safe way for the Italians. Well, you don't have a 100 percent guarantee that the other won't get pregnant, but the chance is very small.

Or as Urban Dictionary (what would we do without it, with these kinds of terms?) gives as an example: ‘We were both horny, but she didn’t want to get knocked up, so I humped her Italian style.’

So here it is: meet the Italians. Where people talk with many hand gestures, where many women work in top positions, where people are known for their temperament, of course the food and the pregnancy-safe way of riding each other. Saluti!